I hope your employer read your weekend tweets and piss tests you.

Hobbies include Zumba and waving back at my genitals in the mirror.

"I came, I saw, I fucked ass" - Julius Caesar - (in a letter to the Roman Senate 86 B.C.)

My purse was feeling extra heavy so I cleaned it out. Found a brick, rope, jumper cables, some floss and 2 flashlights. Why do I have floss?

"Read my lips" George HW Bush and blind lesbians.

@ManJuggs my mamma warned me about people like you.

No wonder I'm on fuckin tablets. Wankers

A lot has happened. I know fuck all about it, honest now.

Remember me? No! Nor me half the time.

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I know. Why don't you all fuck off and leave me alone

Abu Hamza should have been released from prison tears ago, but he couldnt sign the release form

If I got any fucking higher Id be selling ice creams on Mars

OK I,m sorry, It wont happen again, well it cant really. Not now she's dead