Beth

I do all my own stunts. Stand back.

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

When one door closes, all hell will break loose until it is reopened.
- Cats

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The best time is coming, Christmas 🎄

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Hi baby! Our elephant family welcomed its tiniest member on Saturday night when Rose-Tu gave birth to a new calf 💕🐘

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Everyone’s a badass until they think there’s a bug in their bed.

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

I just splurged on something special for myself. It's been so long but in the moment I was weak... got some groceries! Feeling guilty already.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 192 years old

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

What’s the name of that movie where Al Pacino screams at people a lot?

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

Have we given up on, "said no one ever,"? More comedy gold, lost to the sands of time.

[Beth @mejustbeth]

@buddhatree Well, I'm not really a 10 but...

[Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq @buddhatree]

There are two types of people: chimichanga

[Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq @buddhatree]

I'm riding that thin line between avoiding all news and staying drunk every minute of the day.

[Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq @buddhatree]

I declare the remainder of the month, "No Chore November" for all. Unless, of course, you're hosting a Thanksgiving dinner at your home, because then you're fucked lol we'll be over here no choring

[Beth @mejustbeth]

@buddhatree Thank you, my friend!! Hope you are doing well.

[Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq @buddhatree]

A bus tour of US airports for people who like airports but don't like to fly.

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

Autumn is like one long game of you’re getting warmer, no you’re getting colder.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“You want a close up?” 😅 https://t.co/neNncxNV1u

[KSHE95 @wednesday0525]

I don't want free stuff... I want affordable stuff

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

CB radio: 109 dollars. Being called Good Buddy: priceless.