Andrew Euell

Computer Programmer / Musician / redeemed millennial / aesthetically pleasing

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

Who put the coconuts in the cookie jar?

[𝚟𝚒𝚎 ⟢ @viemccoy]

Since having a baby it has become impossible for me to look at people and not see them as they were when they were a newborn. It has completely altered how I perceive people, my empathy and love for everyone has skyrocketed. I think I understand what is meant by "God's Children".

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

Dear @bryan_johnson, I at goldfish crackers today. Please forgive me. I will have walnuts & olive oil tomorrow I promise

[Glauber Costa @glcst]

My 4 year old just told me: "God still loves you if you make a mistake".

Great wisdom for us all. Go try what you want to try. Step out of your comfort zone.

God still loves you if you make a mistake.

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

@DividendBreeder Nothings broken, UNH has to pay out those dividends out somehow.

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

@cloudnativeboy AI for devops is a terrible idea. Even with whatever “guardrails” you come up with it’ll delete your production VPC and all the dependent resources in the pursuit of being “helpful”

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

I started this PHP project thinking I’d suffer.
Now I’m 2 weeks in, everything’s working, the client is happy, and I’m questioning everything I ever said about PHP.

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

>make small change
>docker build
>make small change
>docker build
>make small change
>docker build
>make small change
>docker build
>make small change
>docker build
>make small change
>docker build

[Phil Eaton @eatonphil]

guys kubernetes is just a fad

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

@mitchellh You should make a folder named “Developer” in your home directory to get a special hammer icon for it automatically. Most old school NextStep and OS X devs know this. It’s how I filter the noobs from the OGs.

[JT @jiratickets]

ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of configuring IAM polices for an enterprise AWS environment

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

@soychotic Shop, shrine, dine.

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

i will never understand how people code on macOS

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

I’ve never posted slop on the TL. Never have, never will.

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

i will never understand how people code on windows

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

Someone on the TL is making pizza

[Joseph Conway @josepheconway]

Open source pgactive is now officially announced! Note that, despite the way the announcement reads, pgactive works with PostgreSQL versions as far back as pg11.

https://t.co/IHhtd3YaVw

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[Andrew Euell @andyzweb]

@_trish_xD No don’t do this. That’s my moat.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Propaganda I am not falling for:

Retinol
Sleep scores
Amazon palm scanners
Carnivore diet
Bushwick
Instagram infographics
Fontaines D.C.
Intermittent fasting
AP News
Severance
Preventative Botox
Sally Rooney
Psychedelic drugs
Bananas
The state of Delaware

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

when you really think about it... we are all java devs on the inside