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[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

Please don’t let the horse loose in the hospital again.

[Melissa Turkington @Leftovers_Movie]

You know it’s almost Election Day when the Sesame Street characters have to run a coordinated campaign to keep us from doing another Civil War.

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

[Everton @Everton]

PICKFORD SAVES GORDON'S PENALTY!!!! 🙌

[0-0] #EVENEW

[Loan Sundman ♓ @LoanSundman]

Idag har jag bara en sak att säga, ur hjärtat.
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[Stewart Ross @StewartRoss89]

Winning 6-0. 86 minutes. Daizen Maeda...

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

This cartoon was drawn in 2006.

[Ane Rønning @aneronning]

@RunarNordvik Det er et godt poeng - velger å investere håpet mitt der, jeg.

[Ane Rønning @aneronning]

@RunarNordvik Kjenner jeg synes denne er oppriktig trist altså. Rugby-VM-turen i fjor gikk til Bordeaux, meget bevisst. Kjøpte hjemme- og bortedrakt, og fikk se helt herlige kamper på en aldeles nyyydelig stadion. Tenkte jeg ville tilbake for å se klubbfotball òg..

[Espen Ødemark @odemark]

Morsomt at NFF advarer om at kamper kan bli stoppet av VAR-protester pga spillernes sikkerhet samme uke som Knutsen slipper straff for å ikke følge protokoll for spillernes sikkerhet ved hodeskader.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

Unless they’re Palestinian children, then it’s open season and you’ll provide the weapons.

[Av @aviv_lavi]

Saka: *plays 25 minutes in a 1-0 loss to Iceland in a friendly*

Newspapers:

Saka: *scores a late equaliser in Euros QF, scores in the shootout and wins MOTM*

Newspapers:

[JF @JFfutbol]

“In the years to come the number of footballers worth watching will be less and less and football will become less enjoyable”

Fascinating comments as always from Marcelo Bielsa. Can’t deny thinking similar once or twice watching games at #EURO2024

[Ane Rønning @aneronning]

Fotballen er død. Den døde ikke i dag, men jeg tror det blir dagen jeg til slutt må gi den opp. De har drept den. Sterilisert den. Kjemisk kastrert den. Pampa, business’a, målebånd’a, og teknologisert den i stykker.
Hiv fotballjournalistikken inn i den samme kremeringsovnen òg..

[Ane Rønning @aneronning]

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[Alistair Johnston @_a_johnston]

What if I told you that myself and the other two ‘white’ players pictured here are the sons of immigrants as well?

This is Canada. Our strength is in our diversity and it is what makes our country so special - not tragic. 🇨🇦

[Alistair Johnston @_a_johnston]

What if I told you that myself and the other two ‘white’ players pictured here are the sons of immigrants as well?

This is Canada. Our strength is in our diversity and it is what makes our country so special - not tragic. 🇨🇦

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Marcus Thuram - named after Jamaican political activist Marcus Garvey - speaks out on the rise of the far-right in France: "I think it is not enough for players to encourage voting...we have to fight so that the National Front does not win." https://t.co/yMihcCK6eW

[Trojkan @Trojkan1337]

Att IDF bygger en trébuchet på skoj för att antända jordbruksmark och hus är en tydlig metafor för det här kriget.

[Ane Rønning @aneronning]

@antehero @donFredrik @MagasinOffside Håller med!