Alex Wuornos

do your best and forget the rest

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

@Chris_Hawkey I think your Christmas Dragon had a Christmas T-Rex girlfriend wintering in TX!

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

@PowerTripKFAN Sauce with 5 #powertrip #initials

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

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[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Overheard at Calhoun- "oh that is you. You look diff in the sunlight" #awkwardfirstdate

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Damnit... Shouldn't have napped until 7pm tonight. Still awake #ishouldbesleeping #havetoworkin7hours

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Adorable video of the day: Watch a jumping dog delight a bouncing baby http://t.co/hGl81oCtJg

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Glad to have Mondays off on snowy, blustery days like today! Now let's make the snow be gone before my 6:30am commute tomorrow ;)

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

I can't take anybody seriously who plays professional sports wearing Rec Specs...

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

For the sake of everyone's gym experience, lay off the pre-workout cologne bath. Gross.

[Vikings Promos @VikingsPromos]

RT for a chance to win 2 tix to the @MillerLite Party Deck to the @Vikings vs. Lions game 10/12 @ NOON! #Skol #Vikings

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

“@mspmag: What's that?#HarvestBeerFest this Saturday? http://t.co/euF13FtpEI” @IWadeInWater, @terryhorstman @smabyj @Breanna_Butala ??

[Gillette Children's @GilletteChildrn]

Gillette’s Dr. Mark Gormley was featured on @MPRNews for an in-depth discussion on sports concussions. Listen now: http://t.co/TkofdU9nTV

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

If you're going to be a douche in the weightroom to a woman, don't hike your shorts up 2 mins later to check out your quads #meatheadidiot

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

I take back any nice thing I may have accidentally said about the snow. Mother Nature, you're on my sh*t list. #neverendingshoveling

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

The movie #Up makes my heart happy

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Enter to win $600 giveaway at @inspirationfor (Dec 1-7) Go enter! http://t.co/iSFyonf1fc

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Afrin, you are my best friend. Cold/congestion/sneezing incessantly today, you're not. #summercoldbegone

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Cosmo follower perk: Retweet to enter to win a $1000 @VictoriasSecret #ShoppingSpree! Rules: http://t.co/R8O2GJuonb ends 7/30

[Alex Wuornos @aneville87]

Solicitor comes to our door and @IWadeInWater answers... "Are your mom and dad home?" Seriously??

[Shape Magazine @Shape_Magazine]

She refused to be bored, chiefly because she wasn't boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald