christ on a bike ☾

solid chaotic neutral ✨

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

still don’t understand how we have invented zero calorie coke but not zero calorie bread

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

my fav season 🧡

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

good news: the surgeon found endometriosis
bad news: my bellybutton looks like frankenstein’s monster now

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

@ELEANORXNEALE I will now be identifying as a straight boy 💁🏻‍♂️

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

scrolling through linkedin on my lunch break and realising I have actually become the most boring person

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

the crime scene / the offender

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

“What you wearing tonight?”
“jeans on a nice top”

[strae🥪🦝 @swagfortnite13]

this shit frying me

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

Honestly cinnamon coke zero is like crack to me

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

Thank god for sponsored ads otherwise i’d really struggle for christmas present inspo

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

I honestly live for the drama of boomers arguing on the village facebook group

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

for anybody struggling with the pronunciation of Angharad, I also go by: Ang-Garid, Angrenade, Angrid, and strangely, Ingrid.

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

good to see some Ang-hagrid representation on the bbc 🙏🏻

[Jonathan Kirkup @JonathanKirkup]

The BBC Olympics coverage is fantastic but Ang-hagrid?
Angharad is a 'say what you see' type of Welsh name

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

He looks like he’s being haunted by the ghost of an Edwardian zebra

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

Former Conservative MPs later today.

[Tom Noble @_Noble]

I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on

[Aaron @Aaron_F320]

Hear me out, but what if the election results were announced in a Eurovision style?

"Good evening Clive and Laura! Thank you for a wonderful show! The parliamentary seat for the constituency of _______ goes to..." 😂

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"Let go of me old man; I'll be late for my interview with ITV"

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

this pollen is really trying to assassinate me atm

[christ on a bike ☾ @ang_harad]

I’m sorry but if ur favourite tattoo style is realism then I just don’t trust u

[kirsten @kdawgonline]

Things that put women and girls at risk:
- inaccessible, underfunded healthcare
- poverty & food insecurity
- homelessness
- mental health crises
- justice system that fails to protect us from violence or abuse
- bigotry

Things that bother nobody:
- trans person who needs a wee