The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews

A real hoopy frood. Tweets may or may not include the following: Disney parks. Football. Pro-wrestling. Formula 1. Black metal (sometimes).

Views are my own.

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@mtgcommander An excellent read that I'm so sorry is being met with nothing but vitriol. I absolutely agree with all of these bans. The community has been showing who they really are in the wake of the ban and it's absolutely disheartening.

[Missy Hyatt @missyhyatt]

Things to do on easter morning:
Gym
Cardio
Watch minoru Suzuki vs maki ito

[Astralsflame | Temur-gineer 🐲 @astralsflame]

With #MCChicago being over, seems like a great time for a giveaway!

Giving away: Emrakul and Chatterfang from Vegas Unknown Event!

To Enter:

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Winner chosen on March 8th!

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

alexa, play now or never from high school musical 3

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

children in the 1800s after their mom asked them to make a well

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@LynneCantos I'm over there looking for folks too!

[mizge @mihailo____]

I asked Chat GPT to write about #OceanGate Titanic submarine in the voice of Carrie Bradshaw 😭

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@jpbrammer I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

Happiest of birthdays to @GratThemeParks! Thank you for spreading the good word of Living with the Land to all of DisTwitter!

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@JosephMSchultz Trinity's Caitlyn Jenner gets a lot of love but I feel like her Amanda Lepore doesn't get enough love. Excellent picks, Joey! Have the happiest of birthdays, kind sir!

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@JosephMSchultz All of these are correct. Last question: Favorite Snatch Game performance?

[The Hilarious Diana Ross Matthews @angbenitez_]

@NfiniteJustice @RollingStone imagine paying for a free site

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

YOUR NOT DONE UNTIL IM DONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[flglmn @flglmn]

https://t.co/6ijFJrVrag

[@JosephMSchultz.bsky.social @JosephMSchultz]

Rule 0 idea: each time you recast your commander, instead of command tax, the character grows up. Let the command zone tell the story of the character reaching their final form.

This could be cool for tons of characters. Niv, Jeska, Teysa, Avacyn, Karona....

[@JosephMSchultz.bsky.social @JosephMSchultz]

Oh my GAWD

[@JosephMSchultz.bsky.social @JosephMSchultz]

Magic: the Gathering drag names:

Sarah Angel
Misty Rainforest
Gale Swooper
Destiny Spinner
Jenna Siswave
Wanda Wonder
Ella Mentalbond
Carrie Anne Feeder
Nicole Bolas
Naya Charm
Dora Destinies
Laurel Dexcavation
Savannah Lions
Faith Lesslooting
Mary Annette Master
Mimi O'Plasm