gabriel

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to force close apps

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

*nods quietly* something sandwich...

[claret & boobs @manuelfranzini]

what the hell has happened to my parcel

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ was inspired by ‘THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE’.

“When they think ‘Batman must be going home and having parties with all his friends and dating supermodels' and then it cuts to him in his house alone.

I remember sending that to Destin being like 'we should do something like this.'”

(Source: https://t.co/rR30sXPMux)

[🅿️rincess 🎀 @pltrapstar777]

Gas was $3.50 last year now it’s $5.80 FUCK JALEN DUREN

[\ @backkslashh]

hr safety training quiz this is your coworker bob and he is gay how do you greet him in the morning
a) hey bob how its gaying
b) happy gayday
c) how's the wife and kids
d) hello

[AlmostFriday.TV @AlmostFridayTV]

You see how this looks, right?

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up

[PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 @PrincessKitti]

job hunting.

[Steve Lockjones @hunkenjoyer]

I didn't realize the guy from Smosh transitioned but she looks incredible

[t @lluminatae]

Thinking of the political, economic, and social state of the world

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

Water of unknown origins just fell on my head in the subway station .

[☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩 @mussy03_]

It drives me insane that the Nakbah happened just 3 years after the last Holocaust camps were liberated, and Palestinians are somehow forced to feel guilty about a European atrocity that had nothing to do with them

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I actually used cash today at the store. Might chop some wood later…
May even ride the horse into town to get provisions

[Nikita Khrushchev @NikitaKhruskpss]

Tough but fair