gabriel

[Doctor Doom @DoctorDoomKOL]

Phew. My ass is safe

[temple runner @misscalcula]

agnostic struggler: i don’t know who is giving me their toughest battles

[sage @silvinychus]

to the girl in my comp sci class who told the prof "i don't pay 12k a year to attend ai assisted classes": i admire you greatly

[Cock Holliday @CockkHolliday]

“Life is short” bro life is like maybe the longest thing I’ve ever done

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to force close apps

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

*nods quietly* something sandwich...

[claret & boobs @manuelfranzini]

what the hell has happened to my parcel

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ was inspired by ‘THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE’.

“When they think ‘Batman must be going home and having parties with all his friends and dating supermodels' and then it cuts to him in his house alone.

I remember sending that to Destin being like 'we should do something like this.'”

(Source: https://t.co/rR30sXPMux)

[🅿️rincess 🎀 @pltrapstar777]

Gas was $3.50 last year now it’s $5.80 FUCK JALEN DUREN

[\ @backkslashh]

hr safety training quiz this is your coworker bob and he is gay how do you greet him in the morning
a) hey bob how its gaying
b) happy gayday
c) how's the wife and kids
d) hello

[AlmostFriday.TV @AlmostFridayTV]

You see how this looks, right?

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up

[PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 @PrincessKitti]

job hunting.

[Steve Lockjones @hunkenjoyer]

I didn't realize the guy from Smosh transitioned but she looks incredible

[t @lluminatae]

Thinking of the political, economic, and social state of the world

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

Water of unknown origins just fell on my head in the subway station .