Angelica Sta. Teresa

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Side note, 40+ year old Filipino ladies can nail some classic hip hop dance moves. I felt dumb after doing the obvious math.

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Dear local casino DJ, why the fuck ever would you not lead with Michael Jackson and not some Trolls movie soundtrack bullshit?

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God damn #Insecurefinale got me feelin some type a way.

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@realjoshlewis Person behind me waiting for Solange "oh, she's Beyonce's sister? Wow I juuust made that connection!" Who the fuck even was in that crowd! 😩

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@realjoshlewis Aren't we all!?

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At work listening to 9-12 year olds discuss environmental issues as they eat lunch. I'm inspired 😩

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So it's $85 for any concert you want to go to now.

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I think I'm starting to like kids 😱😩😭

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@realjoshlewis 😱

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@MLHoang Damn! Vacay done so right 😭

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Dude I love @azizansari and his work but DAMN how he gon do us like that 😱 #MasterOfNone2

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@MLHoang 😩😭

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"This is how you're supposed to eat a pancake. Soggy with syrup" #momism

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@MLHoang Oh, I just realized how literally you meant this.

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@realjoshlewis Freedom of digital expression!

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I love when clients say things like: "I feel like we are walking across the Sahara together" as they watch me do tedious work on their site

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@rosinkal @TheStreetcar Love a good public transit rage tweet

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When I get my own place, I'm replacing the toilet with Japanese western style. Why have the heated seat and bidet options not caught on?

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@realjoshlewis But take it kind of seriously

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TFW u been in humid climate so long you've convinced yourself you're rocking a "dewy" versus an "oily af" look