Angelo Garcia

@ucfalumni

[Belli🗽 @BelliBmbs]

THE RED SOX HAVE LOST 3 GAMES IN A ROW

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[chris gotterup @ChrisGotterup]

AK!!

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

How Cam Young 80-1 looks at me on the odds board

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

The block F. Scott fitzgerald I'm great where the gats be

[NelsonCruzHof🧞‍♂️ @RANGERSWTD]

If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care

If you’re a Republican, I don’t care

If you root for the Astros, fuck you

[Sad New York Fan - Trent Grisham Enthusiast @SadNYGuy]

"This is the worst post-season loss I ever seen"
Is a crazy way to say "I just started watching last week"

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

A Kentucky woman claims Kanye West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside, leading to her arrest 😳

[RISING @DaveTrent9]

Corporate version of "he made Graduation"

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

The timeline was a magical place when this dropped

[Erin @erin_mmg]

Imagine going through all this just for your kid to end up a Mets fan.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

I'm sorry bro...... but I'm laughing uncontrollably

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Have you heard the good news?

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

“It was supposed to be a truckload of Armani suits. It’s fucking bobbleheads T, I don’t know what happened”

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

this app makes it really easy to tell who’s been naturally funny their whole lives and who decided to be funny in their 20’s after getting into podcasts

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Do you agree?

[IS YE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

Kanye has deleted all his tweets. A moment of silence for these historical events.

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.