Kings of Angels

🏋🏾‍♂️Personal Trainer - 🎥📸Photographer - Licensed Drone Pilot

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Ironically Privileged take

[thomas @wyadesire]

Unless you are paralyzed or 100 years old. I will think less of you as a person if you have your groceries delivered.

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Cursing out your ai helps it to learn useful information about your personal brand

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Today’s the last day we all have to pretend to like soccer

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Hate when I get male shoppers on Instacart. They always do some dumb shit lol

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Working with Claude on graphic design is more stressful than doing the shit manually. I must be approaching ts wrong lol

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

God speaks fluent synchronicity.

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

This is relatable in black and white

[Kristen @Kica333]

The older I get the more I’m not going.

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Ostriches think they’re the hottest shit on two legs until they meet this guy https://t.co/lX3S7GdMHN

[KJ 🌴 @KjGuappo]

When A Bison Meets A Black Man From The Americas 🎯🪶💯💤🔥

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

@jamesjonesesq Been following your cruise tweets gang. As a love-hater of cruises, I related to the disdain for the over-crowded common areas & general (or often navigation-related) confusion… hope you keep finding pockets of enjoyment though

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

When you’re headed to the store to get some of that diarrhea lettuce so you can lose those last 15lbs before your trip

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Just Salad do be fye tho

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I just passed by Just Salad, that bitch is packed! Them people don’t give a damn about no damn parasite!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

As an adult with no kids, it's my solemn duty to embrace the hobbies and adventures my peers no longer have time for, because they've sacrificed their freedom to keep the human race alive. I must travel, nap, pursue whimsical interests, and have fun in their honor.

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

He roasted them like he hated them lol.

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Kings of Angels @angelskingz]

Fucked up and got dogs smh🤦🏾‍♂️

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

As long as you don’t have kids, your 30s are
basically your 20s with money

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

monday again