the jester

I make jokes

[the jester @angelxide]

To the person reading this:

I love you,

Yes, you.

No matter who you are,

Yes, no matter who.

[noc🪷 @pinknoctilucent]

@Susuwlev It can go a layer deeper methinks

[the jester @angelxide]

My skates come in on Friday

[𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺 @biteyfriend]

do not tell the young impressionable neurodivergent kid she’s in “cub scouts” and has to “follow the way of the wolf pack” it will shape her mind forever she will take it literally

[the jester @angelxide]

Can you see me? Can you believe me?

[the jester @angelxide]

I'm noticing a trend where I have no nostalgia from my teenage years.

All I have are memories of having e-sex with adults online and freezing every time my parents fought.

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

this is literally it

[🥚 Sai @notypesai]

@imdaboykisser every time someone uses narcissist as a way to describe someone evil and selfish a angel shoots themselves

[the jester @angelxide]

@DmitriyUngern It seems like you're trying to describe postmodern integral analysis.

1) your own example contains patriarchal double standards ("ensuring female fidelity") so it should be obvious why they dislike that

2) there are many post-modern couples in happy equal relationships

[the jester @angelxide]

I'm imagining a guy in Iran looking at an Iranian lefty and going "why do they never criticize Christianity?"

[Darki_Lighti 🇭🇷❤️‍🔥 @Dark1L2]

Isn't it crazy that when those kind of people trash Christianity and their excuse is "we hate religion, cuz they oppress"... but they only trash Christianity and never never NEVER say anything about Islam or Judaism?

[the jester @angelxide]

There's a cocaine heart on the cement outside my house <3

[the jester @angelxide]

@DmitriyUngern No btw my point is that people almost always attack the things that affect them directly more than universal solidarity.

[the jester @angelxide]

@DmitriyUngern Wait until you learn "Secularism" is a Western Christian invention

[the jester @angelxide]

@DmitriyUngern I see your point, but calling your position the "glue of society" is a bit biased wouldn't you say?

[the jester @angelxide]

I failed my harkness exams

[the jester @angelxide]

You've found me at a very eastern European time of my life

[the jester @angelxide]

Hey guys check out this cool new language I discovered

[the jester @angelxide]

This is my bf and me

[the jester @angelxide]

I had an employee like this and I kept giving her chances

When she got fired she blew up and told me to kill myself

[Bc_Dino @Procariama1]

would you hire her

[the jester @angelxide]

My sister used my cookie last night she said I'm the tightest victim ever