Angie B

research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly. avi by @obscureaaron

[Angie B @Angibangie]

Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

[michael stipe voice]

if you believe
they put a crab in rangoon

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

RIP Saruman the White, you would have loved Palantir Technologies

[mar⸆⸉ @poetswifts]

never kill yourself because you never know when is taylor releasing new music

[Angie B @Angibangie]

Forget 'Drive like your kids live here,' drive like you have 4 large diet cokes on your passenger seat

[Angie B @Angibangie]

I think my mailman is obsessed with me. He comes to my house like every day.

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

"I don't understand moths," I say as I finish off another beer. "why do they gravitate to what kills them?" I stand. "anyone need another?"

[erika @yeeeerika]

big fan of whatever is wrong with you

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

don't use ai to write, use your childhood trauma like the rest of us

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[milt the music man @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[Angie B @Angibangie]

@PartyWaffle This made me laugh

[masha @masha_slp]

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

[Zion @zionszzn]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Straighten out your wheels after you park. Make it appear you have your shit together.

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

me to a man who wants to split the bill: i can call my dad for money & pay for us both if u need

[Umafan @zorrovulpes]

@dnduplessie If I had a nickel for every time a right wing politician should have stuck to painting I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[Angie B @Angibangie]

It's not hoarding if it's expensive