Travis Hill

Non-#1 Bestselling Sci-Fi / crime fiction author. LGBT ally. Sort of socialist. Loves @AOC. Hockey junkie. Cat servant. Video game nerd. Coffee snob. #BLM #PDX

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

'Dragons Are Not Your Friends" PDF - https://t.co/PM8CkdPt1w

illustration #2 by @Keith_Draws

Audio narration done, but wondering if I want to rent pro studio time, or if my home studio was good enough.

More coming soon!

PS audio version here: https://t.co/QGhKpsqwqO

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

Huh.

[Tim Ryan @TimRyan]

I won't stop fighting. Our Democracy depends on it. We must get to the bottom of what happened on January 6th, full stop. Retweet if you're with me.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans, for months: ANTIFA is behind the insurrection, and if anyone just looked at the facts, they'd see that!

Democrats: Okay, let's look at the facts.

Republicans: NO, STOP!

[Jen R @DCisnotDetroit]

Guy on street: "That mask doesn't do anything." Me: "Neither does prayer, but people still go to church."

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

The parody of "Handmaid's Tale" show that the kids watch in @Netflix's "Dear White People" is far better than @Hulu's version of "Handmaid's Tale."

Fight me.

[Tammy Duckworth @TammyDuckworth]

Don’t believe the gaslighting.

This is what the so-called “tourist visit" did to my office:

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

@GeorgeTakei I hope they're having a 3-for-1 special on Redneck Butt Probin' Days in the southern states.

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

@NHLNetwork Gosh, I don't know, since I can't watch three of the games due to blackout restrictions even though I paid for the premium NHL package. Oh well.

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

@brooklynmarie omegalulz

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

@SueGanzSchmitt Since it's Australian, I'm assuming it:

has fangs
venom
sprays acidic solution in self-defense
craves mammal blood
especially human blood
has opposable thumbs and can open your door at night
uses IR to call to its friends to feast on victims
has wicked name like "Obloglowobblar"

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

Some important-ish questions I have about space station stuff:

1. Flatulence?
1b. does it linger longer in zero-g?

2. Do astronauts make finger guns and point to Earth at a window and go, "pew! pew! Die human scum!"?

3. zero-g = no need for underwear?

4. where dump garbages?

[NASA Science @NASAScience_]

Astronauts don’t just conduct science experiments. They are often the test subjects! Here @Astro_kimbrough sets up the near-infrared medical-imaging gear, also called optical coherence tomography, to capture detailed views of an astronaut's retina inside the @Space_Station.

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

Hey, @NHL, if you're wondering why your ratings are down and everyone hates you, it's because we paid for the premium NHL Center Ice whatever package, and can't watch playoff games because they're blacked out and most of us don't have NBC's crap sports thingy.

You suck.
Travis

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

/me also checking trending sidebar, sad that someone has killed a lady named Sara

/me discovers it's a Netflix show and is even sadder because @Netflix will kill Who Killed Sara harder than whomever killed Sara in the show called Who Killed Sara because Netflix kills good shows

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

/me checks trending sidebar

"Damn, I'm glad my name isn't Weisselberg."

/me goes to find out who the hell Weisselberg is

/me disappointed it's not Heisenberg's rival who sells red meth, which means not getting a Breaking Bad reboot or sequel or spin-off or MORE JESSE PINKMAN

[Mark Follman @markfollman]

This one is pretty easy: Kevin McCarthy is working to block a bipartisan congressional investigation of the Jan. 6 insurrection because Kevin McCarthy is deeply implicated in the Jan. 6 insurrection

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

@Sports_MN @d_prissinotti @4everNeverTrump I have... two burned timbers, a small pile of rebar, some concrete chunks, and an old pee-stained shoe. Let's barter!

[Travis Hill @Angry_Games]

This. Libraries are for EVERYONE. Full stop. If you can afford to buy a million books without breaking a sweat, but choose to read my trashy novels via library, awesome!

This library gatekeeping shit is nonsense. My local library while growing up was a second home.

[FBI @FBI]

Have you seen this man? He allegedly assaulted federal law enforcement personnel at the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you recognize him, visit https://t.co/iL7sD5efWD to submit a tip. Mention photo 347 in your tip.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Monthly payments to 39 million households — covering 88% of children in the U.S. — will start going out on July 15th, thanks to the expanded Child Tax Credit (CTC).

That’s the American Rescue Plan at work.