ANGRY TOWER

MANCHESTER, I WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM ANGRY TOWER. || || || Parody account and entirely fictitious, grrrrrr. || || || 'Feel the snarl.' - McrConfidential

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

Anyway. So long and thanks for all the laser smashes and boulder bashes. (Full explanation in the link in the first tweet.)

GRRRRRR.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

Hello. My name is @FatRoland and I have been running the Angry Beetham account since, well, forever. It is sadly time to retire the account. All is explained in the link.

SERIOUS?

Yes, serious, Beethy. https://t.co/D4VchtaiIU

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

I'm so glad that the AB plushes were such a big hit, and thank you for the daft pictures. I never did get my own one. Still. I had the real thing, and I'm grateful to have had so much fun with it.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

ANYONE NEED EASTER EGGS BASHING WITH HAMMER?

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@DJGaryBaldy LED STAND FOR LASER EXTREME DESTROY. GRAAAAGH.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TOWER POWER. GRRRRRR.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

@HightoDeep WHO IS THIS MAX IDIOT? BEETHAM NO TRUST.

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@RadheSh47372605 BASH YOUR BUNNY.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TRUMP TOWER, BEETHAM BULLDOZE YOU TO RUBBLE.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

RESULT FOR FINAL #SMASHURDAY. APRIL FOOL. BEETHAM DESTROY *YOU* FOR READING THIS TWEET. https://t.co/4o0jwKQQbq

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

@HiltonMCR @Tmphoto96 GRRRRRR.

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@DJGaryBaldy INSULT. BEETHAM TOWER IS MANY INCH TALL.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

YOU VOTE OR BE CRUSH BY BIG STRONG TOWER.

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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

@Gurning_Chimp HOW DARE. YOU WANT SURPRISE? BEETHAM SURPRISE YOU WITH TOTAL UNEXPECT NUCLEAR BOULDER ATTACK.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

@HappyBeetham @RadheSh47372605 GRRRRRRRR.

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@sparetomato TWITTER CHANGE ONLY DO POLLS FOR BLUE TICK IDIOTS. BEETHAM NO WANT BLUE TICK BECAUSE BLUE IS COLOUR OF SKY AND SKY IS SO ANNOY.

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

LAST EVER #SMASHURDAY. WHO YOU WANT BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? REPLY WITH SUGGESTION AND ME MAKE POLL LATER TODAY. SERIOUS.