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agent of chaos

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

when ur catching up with ur friend and they mention some new drama u missed

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

@PopCrave Same vibes

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

Truly cannot get enough of these diva edits of Punxsutawney Phil.

[Sally Krutzig @sallykrutzig]

Not going to lie, City of Boise's first TikTok is pretty good

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willy. He has very floppy ears and has never received an email. Living the dream. 13/10

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Tuckered out

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

new year's plans? yeah I've got big plans tonight

the plans:

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

@mightbeautistic Affordable housing

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

Just mentioned watching reports of Hurricane Katrina on tv and someone said, “like a documentary?” BECAUSE THEY WERE BORN IN 2002

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

@EvelynofTroy @vaguelymoody sounds like you become the hat man

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

actually vc stands for vibe check. big tech doesn't want you to know that

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

it’s nice that taylor swift is visiting her stadiums while they turn into mojo dojo casa houses for the football season

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

What it feels like to chew 5 gum

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Simulation shows what happens to human body in a submersible implosion

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

Was confused why the concert security was inspecting my epipen so closely until I watched them confiscate a dozen vapes that looked nearly identical lmao

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

Just got caught ordering crocs in the club 🏳️‍🌈

[H 🍍 @angryorchards]

The fact that there’s a bill to end daylight savings time without transitioning in November feels like being cheated, I didn’t spring forward to never fall back

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

got too high last night and made this for some reason. idk