Sapphia

Nobody wants to work anymore

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

ok now that i work in landscaping i am soooo much more understanding of the 7am lawn mowers

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

If you've ever done lawn work you wouldn't be askin this fr

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

this is happening not only with my chapstick but also with my sunglasses and my knitting and my water bottles and my spare floating cash

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

have i not been saying this!

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

There’s a lot wrong with Hamilton: it’s whitewashing of history, it’s co-option of revolutionary aesthetics, it’s uncritical embrace of obama-era optimism. But by far the worst thing about it is that its a really, really good musical

[earth 2 tiffany @earth2tif]

my friend told me i have “loser lesbian rizz”

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

@pale_atlantis I would go for Suarez :)

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

to celebrate opening day, i’m giving away one custom handmade phillies metal jersey!! 🖤

TO ENTER:
- must be following me
- like & rt
- reply and tell me which player you would ask for!!!

giveaway closes april 11th!!

[🎞️ @batgirlboss]

obsessed with this being under the career section of dichen lachman’s wiki page

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

I need to keep a running tally of the number of times I have heard "I thought you were 5'7!"

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The LGBTQ+ community needs allies too badly at this moment for me to express my opinion on Taijuan Walker’s hypothetical presence on the Phillies opening day roster.

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

iykyk

[divenn @divya_venn]

I always thought this should win an award for like, most accurate advertising

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

They should pay me to study the difference between irl and online fandom

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

this is exactly what I was saying

[vish @ayobrinabot]

severance au where everything thing is exactly the same but devon is the one that’s in the love triangle

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

I don't know what to do with myself.

[Helly R Shady Facts @milfatron3000]

I keep living because beautiful things like this exist

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

Nooooo not the poop games why would they take that away from us

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The new @NBCSPhilly scorebug.

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

once a day i say the only thing that would improve severance is lesbianism. Imagine Mark S is a woman.

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

all i want to do all day is talk about severance luckily all 10 billion of my roommates are also watching it and also obsessed so i can distribute my verbosity between all of them

[pia 🍂 @reaptides]

severance has squeezed my brain dry i have nothing more to contribute i lie awake thinking about the days til the next episode monday tuesday severance eve severance day i nod at takes i agree with shake my head at ones i don’t i exist solely to watch the show and nothing more

[nicole @nic_remy2021]

I can’t wait for 26 himbos on one singular baseball team to effect my mental health for the next 8 months

[Sapphia @angryyoungman28]

clip tailor-made for me in a lab

[MLB @MLB]

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON ... HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP.