m. mcgowan

reviews include: "if she only eats vegetables, why is she so fat?" "samwise gamgee but a dyke" "your tattoos are pretentious" "big dad energy" #actuallyautistic

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

i cannot believe that a straight man just texted me this, i have taught him SO well.

[dolce @cotillardfilms]

abba was right in super trouper i AM sick and tired of everything

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@lesbiansay sunsets are doing a lot of heavy lifting here too omg

[helena riley @freshhel]

I do kind of like how because everything is on ur phone now a crush has become like a tamagotchi u want to fuck

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

a family can be me, my bagels, and the cat i'm babysitting while riley is out of town. 😌😌😌

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@ladyquietbottom fuck picasso all my homies hate picasso, also once i won $100 for my essay about his tiny dick energy and it was the highlight of college probably.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@lesbiansay the paulina tarot was my first deck and i still love it so much!!! excellent choice. 👀

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

not only did i have the misfortune to grow up in a Card Playing Family, i only ever know how to play games that nobody cares about, like, where's the lady gaga song called euchre face. :/

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

as someone whose love language is elaborate thoughtful handmade gifts and who is extremely competitive, secret santas with people i barely know are oppressive.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@fawnedness no but i enjoy a good "there's no way he was a capricorn" meme.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@a_circling_sol i for one would like to see it. 👀

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@RealTeddyLeddy omg i got lilith fair bad too!! dykes are the same.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@communism4cats "my german is pre-industrial and largely religious"
- me to the duolingo owl when it tries to guilt trip me

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

researching my pennsylvania german heritage is wild because i'm learning that apparently most of the bizarre things dwight schrute does are just.... historically accurate.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@naiadpress lesbians and archives: love story of the century 😌

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

one of my theater friends who returned home to australia back in march just fb messaged me to arrange a baked goods delivery to her old coworkers......... food service has its moments. 🥰

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@Miajmerrill oh yikes, some people need to go back to both high school english class to learn about rhetorical devices and kindergarten to learn basic human decency. 😬

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@a_circling_sol topical: while living off campus in college i told my professor i wasn't going to be able to make it to class due to snow and he offered to pick me up.................. arriving in the same exact car that i had and i truly wanted to die of embarrassment on the spot.

[m. mcgowan @anguissolas]

@naiadpress i usually just put in a little paragraph like "attached please find my résumé and cover letter, looking forward to speaking more soon" so it's not blank but either way it's awkward. 😬

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

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