shmangus

there is not a fuck on earth that I give

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

I have a lot of big things going for me! Not boobs, but other stuff

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

Remember when people voted for him cause groceries were gonna be cheaper and now they’re the most expensive they’ve ever been

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Mom giving an Update on dads garden

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

I love my stupid little instagram

[skooks @skooookum]

Celsius on an empty stomach will change ya damn pronouns

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

Ray liotta isn’t dead I just saw him at LAX he’s a pilot now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[Circe @vocalcry]

When the polycule breaks up

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

There are too many good new movies out with no marketing. All of a sudden I’m seeing people post about backrooms and obsession and they’ve already watched them and I’m like “wait what is this??” I don’t have time to catch up where are the advertisements!!

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

breaking: recruiter in your LinkedIn DMs offering half your current salary + 5 days in office

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[shmangus @angusbeefbb]

The cute thing about being a mom with tattoos is that the baby tries to grab them off you. I never considered this would be something that happens but he loves to try and take them off me 😭

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Well then fuck it I'm not going to Don Jr's wedding either now