Angus Smallwood

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@swa11ace A train arrives at East Richmond Station travelling at 54kph at 1.30pm on a Saturday in September. How long until the Tigers win another flag?

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Hey @AusElectoralCom, I seem to remember some rule about you can’t post a photo on socials of your filled in ballot paper. Is that true or have I imagined it?

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#ubiquitous ⁦@pasmithers⁩

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@pasmithers @TheRubyDemons Phew

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@aflwomens 😢

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Fritsch!

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@Twitchathon Don’t use rice. It’s not hydrophilic enough. Use a whole lot of those “don’t eat this” silica sachets that come in the boxes of every electronic thing you buy (and every COVID test box). They desiccate well.

And don’t switch the camera on.

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@swa11ace It smells your fear, Simon. Face it down.

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@collinsadam @JackRuleLD Said it before and will say it again. The first test hat trick you witness will be Winnie Collins ( playing for England 🤦🏻‍♂️) against Australia at the ‘G

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Pro sport business systems are so blind to the popularity of women’s sport. @TheMatildas goalie jersey finally offered for sale by Nike as of today. Sold out in 4 minutes.

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Kudos @CitiPower
Fixed our lightning strike outage in under an hour.
Thank you.

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@EdKrassen He heard “Sneaker Con” and thought “if I can con them about an election, I can con them about anything.”

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@anndeejam You can never escape the judgement of the kids three years below you at school. You don’t know them, but they sure as hell know you.

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@melbournefc #nsfw

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@ProfPCDoherty Less than 0.5% of Americans voted in the last Republican presidential primaries. It’s such a small number of people deciding who gets on the ballot.

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Tied test in the mix?

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@bookshopaddict Be fair, D. He probably learned to use it on his grandfather’s tax dodge hobby farm.

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Wordle 951 2/6

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[Angus Smallwood @angusnorthcote]

Around 0.5% of the US population votes in Republican primaries. All you need to target is an extreme view, inflame them, motivate them to vote and win preselection.