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Secrets from a guy (who's seen it all)

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Senators were seen crying yesterday as a colleague was being arrested for plunder.

This is in no way an indictment of the accused senator but I would like to remind our lawmakers…

Iyakan n’yo ang ninanakawang Pilipino.
Iyakan n’yo ang binabaha dahil sa nakawan sa flood control.
Iyakan n’yo ang gutom nating mga kababayan.

Get out of your bubble. Please.

[Christian Esguerra @IanEsguerra]

Let's be honest. Alan Peter Cayetano should be held accountable for Bato's escape. He should be included in the investigation.

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Nakatakas o pinatakas?

[Job Pablo @JobPablo]

“ITAGO NYO CCTV!”

Good job mga ungas!

[Ang @angxious]

@Telkomsel Sent you a dm.

[Ang @angxious]

@Telkomsel Hi, my phone was purchased from Blibli, so the IMEI should already be registered. However, I received an SMS stating that my IMEI registration will expire in 7 days. Could you please clarify why?

[Ang @angxious]

@LOVESD2024 @dezzie_rezzie @InterestingSTEM @grok I take the chewable one, once a year,

[Ang @angxious]

Is YouTube down?

I was logged out of my Apple TV, and I am unable to log back in.

[Ang @angxious]

@mackydelro Vv pabebe

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

“What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?”

Kung makapag-deliver ng BILYONG PISO sa bahay… “basura” pa ang code name?

Aanhin niyo po ang bilyong nakaw, hindi niyo naman po madadala yon sa kamatayan?!

Mga kababayan, kapag kayo po ay binabaha, hindi makapagbayad sa ospital, hindi ma kapag-aral ng anak, hindi makabili ng gamot… ito ang dahilan.

Hindi mahirap ang Pilipinas, ninanakawan lang po tayo.

[omid @omidong]

and then it gets crazier…

[Ang @angxious]

@r0naBelle12 Totoo, dapat si Sally at Alcantara dapat

[Ang @angxious]

Mas naniniwala ako kina Brice Hernandez at JP kaysa kina Joel Villanueva at Jinggoy.

[Ang @angxious]

@macronikki Baka kasi ilaglag sila. Also, Sally Santos, alam mo na mukang di gagawa ng maganda.

[Ang @angxious]

Muka pa lang ni Sally Santos, I don't trust her, Alcantara too, mga mukang magnanakaw.

[Ang @angxious]

@mamabruha Congrats!!!

[Ang @angxious]

@janinasaspa True. Dream reveal!

[Ang @angxious]

@elwarocks How much???

[Ang @angxious]

I’ve never seen the Oxford comma and em dash used this frequently in my life. Fucking ChatGPT.

[Ang @angxious]

!!

[H Y R O @heyrow]

September 24, 2003. The whole nation on chokehold. The highest-rated single episode of a newscast in the Philippines.