chaotic-bisexual

i don’t know, all of it?

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I'd rather kill myself thanks

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

the iliad is about a lot of things—everything, really—but i think emily wilson is right that it’s mainly about this

[chaotic-bisexual @anhydrousrain]

@moniza_hossain @galaxyatpeace1 The way she had the foresight to tell Gaiman to leave Scarlett alone, but didn’t warn her!!! Made her travel all the way to Gaiman’s house only to schedule a play date for her son, leaving them alone together for hours!! I was screaming at my phone

[chaotic-bisexual @anhydrousrain]

@rat_finks fuck it, we ball?

[chaotic-bisexual @anhydrousrain]

spent the last 30 minutes trying to research what kind of weather stripping to add to my windows and I’m officially ready to kms

[ummm idk @fairymaxxing]

neither girlfriend nor wife material but something much weirder and unexplainable

[jynx @jynxbby]

someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked

[chaotic-bisexual @anhydrousrain]

Stuck in a Costco for the next 2+ hours while my tires get replaced. Me and this Jurassic Park pinball machine are about to become great friends

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey sorry for my behavior I’ve been letting everything get to me

[chaotic-bisexual @anhydrousrain]

Staggering proof of how much people genuinely hate women

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell