Ani

Ph.D. in Organizational Behavior. Erstwhile pageant queen and Memphian. @Penn and @UCIrvine alumna. Committed to suits.

[Ani @anianiani]

@anonymousprofs I wrote my dissertation on organizational injustice. When my kid whines "not fair!" I say "I have a PhD in unfairness."

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

medieval italian writer boccaccio, when writing about paradise, described a land with a mountain made of grated parmesan cheese, inhabited by people who spent all day making macaroni and ravioli and rolling them down the mountain for the other inhabitants to eat

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@AndrewSshi As an Armenian, I don't even know what to say! I don't think it's the standard of beauty here in the US, at least this is not my experience. I do think that our phenotype is ethnically ambiguous, though.

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@jersiegel my kids have pajama day at their middle school today so that's at least something.

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@hragv So many empty words. "Don't do war crimes... or else!" Or else we might shrug our shoulders and do nothing.

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@hragv I reported this. Horrible.

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@ryanoneil Yes!! They are!!

[Ani Wandaryan @GoldenTent]

“No one saw it coming” because the New York Times deliberately ignored the story despite many pleas to cover it for months.

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@amurana @mcmansionhell The original question made me feel old b/c I also thought of Regretsy.

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@mcmansionhell This was basically the premise of the website Regretsy towards the end

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@hragv This is absolutely devastating. I am so sorry. Is your family all okay?

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@roopikarisam yeah, I just rest the hairdryer on a box under the sink and walk away. Thank goodness your repair is relatively minor!!

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@greenleejw throw them away. My mom sent me my baby teeth a couple of years ago. I am in my 40s and it was DISGUSTING. Whenever I think "Should I keep this baby tooth of my child's?" I remember that and toss it.

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@roopikarisam nope. Our downstairs bathroom pipes freeze whenever it gets too cold (no insulation underneath), and a hairdryer pointed directly at the pipe can take hours. Yesterday it was around 5-6 hours. Never had it burst though!

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@jdesmondharris with this kind of logic, you were made to be Prudie (not being sarcastic here at all)

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@AndrewSshi I'm watching more and more Hulu these days. My kids really like Netflix, though, so I guess we're keeping it.

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@MoiraDonegan The only correct answer to "Which translation?" is Emily Wilson's

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@MaliceDaFirenze We bought my daughter Horse Tales for Christmas and it is everything she ever wanted in a horse game!!! She complained so much about horses in video games before and just played BOTW only to ride horses around.

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I have blasted customer service #onhere before, but today, let me sing the praises of Hanna at @Target 's customer help chat. She fixed a problem that was MY FAULT (I knew it was my fault going in) and went above and beyond. She deserves a bonus.

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@parkinsbrea @fluoroknits literally sent a Christmas card yesterday to a place in Newcastle Upon Tyne called Spittle Tongues.