Ash Hauser

I like yoga, dogs, spending time outside, #Seahawks, #Padres, @Padreider, Oxford commas, and reading post-apocalyptic fiction 💀

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@SDGE @SD49ersPadres Any update? I have a 75 gallon fish tank I’m trying to keep alive. Will this be done soon? I planned for an 8 hour power outage…it’d be helpful if you at least gave more real-time updates. Our elderly neighbors have come over twice and are alone with no cell phones or lights

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

One of my best friends from high school is facing metastatic cancer. Doctors have given her a 29% chance of surviving 2 to 5 years. Thank you for all of your positive thoughts, donations, and shares. #fuckcancer https://t.co/H0SyKVgiwW

[asap maxi @padreider]

@Mets

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week."

A huge win for Paddy, but even better message. #UFCLondon

[VICE @VICE]

Drinking milk as an adult is unhinged behaviour. https://t.co/XXI0QuI07w

[asap maxi @padreider]

@Mets

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

There was a bounty put on Harry’s head when he served in Afghanistan as an attack pilot. He chose to still go. That doesn’t sound very beta to me

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. anti-vax protesters in NYC

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.

Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the sheer amount of people who would rather get an exotic disease that they believe the chinese bioengineered in a lab over a remarkably effective vaccine created by the U.S. is pretty staggering

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@Hollister @nytimes 🤦‍♀️

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@Drunkpadre @padreider Fellow Seahawks / Padres fan! Happy Father’s Day!

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@padreider @tatis_jr

[asap maxi @padreider]

Workin in the stutter step with my 3 year old

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

So the odds of getting a blood clot from the J&J vaccine are literally one in a million and they stopped administering it.

Do you know the odds of getting blood clots from birth control? It's 1/1000. (This is considered very low odds.)

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@DogGoneSeattle 😍😍🥰

[Ash Hauser @anicollesmith]

@thekeptfaith Great back story! Such an iconic pic

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

It’s almost as if none if these folks have actually read one word of Orwell

[angel @ngelvsworld]

the republicans who claim twitter's trump ban is unconstitutional censorship are the same folks who said a private cake shop had a god given right to refuse service to a gay couple. like make up your mind pls?