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[ᗪOᑎKEYᕼᗩᑕK @DonkeyHack]

Tony Gwynn only struck out 434 times over 10,232 plate appearances during his career.

[MLB @MLB]

His friends were able to get the attention of Pirates' outfielder Bryan Reynolds and they went wild after he got thrown a baseball for his birthday 😮🔥

#MLB #Baseball #Sports

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: mysterious vigilante has been hunting down suspected motorcycle thieves, duct taping them to street poles, and leaving signs accusing them of theft. The unknown figure, nicknamed "Mexican Batman" by social media, has reportedly been linked to at least five incidents in the city of Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you told me in 1987 that Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Mark McGwire, Darryl Strawberry, Don Mattingly, and Dwight Gooden wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame but the Padres’ shitty catcher I was getting in every other pack was going to make it one day I’d have thought you were insane.

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

The mere fact that fans can go watch a baseball get blasted straight into a brick building that's been standing in the middle of the city since before World War I is so sick.

No other sport like it.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history.

An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do in the regions that handle complex thought. A neuroscientist at Emory named Lori Marino put an orca brain in an MRI and found these animals can tell different species apart underwater. They do it by sending out clicks that bounce off everything around them and come back as a kind of 3D sound map (this is called echolocation). From 500 feet away, an orca knows you're a human and not a seal. It skips you on purpose.

The answer is culture. Orcas around the world are divided into at least 10 separate populations, each with its own food rules, its own language, and its own way of hunting. All of it learned from their mothers. One population eats only fish. Another eats only marine mammals like seals and sea lions. These two populations can live in the exact same water and never swap a single meal. A baby orca learns what food is from its mother, and that list stays the same for life.

In the Pacific Northwest, one population called the Southern Residents eats almost nothing but Chinook salmon. Scientists have documented them killing harbor porpoises 78 times over six decades, carrying the dead porpoises in their mouths, and never once eating them. Even when the group was starving. A 2023 study in Marine Mammal Science looked at all 78 cases and concluded it was play. These orcas would rather go hungry than eat something their culture says isn't food.

Researchers studying whale behavior in 2001 found that orca cultural traditions "appear to have no parallel outside humans." Each family group has its own dialect, its own version of the language. Calves spend about two years just learning how to make all the sounds their family uses. Mothers will slow down a hunt on purpose so their young can watch.

In 2005, a 12-year-old kid was swimming in Helm Bay, Alaska when an orca came at him full speed. At the very last second, the orca seemed to realize it was charging a human. It bent its entire body in half and turned back to open water. In captivity, it goes differently. SeaWorld's Tilikum killed three people during his life in a concrete tank. Research from 2016, published in the journal Animals, traced it to psychological collapse from being locked away from the family bonds orcas need to stay stable.

I think calling this a "mystery" undersells the science. Orcas decide what to eat based on culture, not instinct. No orca mother has ever taught her calf to hunt humans, so no orca hunts humans. Only about 75 of those salmon-eating Southern Residents are still alive. Their pregnancy failure rate is 69% because we've destroyed their salmon runs. They won't break their food culture to survive. Whether we care enough to protect theirs is the part that actually matters.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WE ALL MISS THE SAN DIEGO #CHARGERS.

🥹🥹🥹

A whole different era of football.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Just when I was starting to lose faith in humanity

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

The Padres gave Luis Arráez a touching tribute for his return to San Diego 🥲

[MD @mike_daddino]

Bro how did Cam Smith strike out and everyone forget the count?

[That’s Baseball, Suzyn @Thats_BB_Suzyn]

MLB players dragging Angel Hernandez out of retirement to subject him to ABS:

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is fucking amazing 😂😂😂😂

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Tony Gwynn going a perfect 5-for-5 at the plate.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When fans gathered for a fake San Diego Padres game during the 1981 MLB strike.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

When the Toronto maple leafs 42 year old Zamboni driver came into the game for the Carolina Hurricanes as a ebug and beat the Toronto maple leafs. David ayres will be remembered.