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[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[Its_Barri! @ItsBarri_]

Me eating the 0 kcal 0 fat 0 sugar 1000 protein recipe I found on tiktok

[Negrodivergent @angryhalfrican]

I will never delete this app from my phone

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[jack @tilligo180]

when you click “open in app” and it takes you to the app store even though you already have it downloaded

[ZARIA @zariaz1]

throwing a drink in somebody face is still on my bucket list btw

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

Sundays were made to lay in bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday

[JJ 🧡 🇵🇸 @SpeakNowJJ]

imagine being louisiana trash and then your dad randomly marries lana del rey

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

damn bitch three cinnamon rolls?

[catuxa @binho0o_]

eu tenho uma memória tao boa, q as vezes eu preciso fingir que eu não lembro de alguns detalhes pra n parecer psicopata e etc

[Luiz @luizz_ms]

eu amo gastar acho que na outra vida eu fui um cartão de crédito

[SergioOpina @sergioopina_]

11. ‘School’

12. ‘Fragile’

[ecco @loonapilld]

I went to McDonalds today and saw
SKY FERREIRA. She was so fucking sweet. The way she said "Order number 209 is ready" made my heart melt. I asked if I could take a picture but she said not while she was working :/

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

This looks like a screenshot from an ai generated mini-drama where she walks in on her husband having sex with a dragon

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

i speak for EVERYONE when i say we want and need this but this time make one of the main characters A. no more british twins or unknown characters. give us a real shock.

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

4 glasses of wine vs 5 glasses of wine

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

but it should be

[angele @yaoiangele]

my friends been pissing me off

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six