Twitchell

Bedtime 10:45pm PST

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

MY FIDELITY INVESTMENTS CODE: 696699

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

“Let me just look like I’m squeezing out a constipated turd in the most famous arch image of the past 20 years”

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Not even trying to hate but why wouldn’t you even attempt to arch it in the second pic

[Justin @JustThomp]

I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Adults who live/work in Berkeley have to be nearing 90+% autistic

[Corey @coreyontv]

Although Steve has a large penis he admits to being a Virgin ans his College Nick Name is PT for Pussy Thresher #BB17

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

I get it

[zachary @zachyblachy]

the concept of publicly revealing that someone would kill themselves if the information you’re revealing publicly is revealed publicly

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Typical of a gay man to dress as Ellen—a known abuser—because he thinks it’s “cunt.” News flash you’re not Regina George you’re just George

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Benito Skinner & Mary Beth Barone as Ellen DeGeneres & Dakota Johnson for Halloween.

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

@shcrpays Not really at all

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Rachel sent her to the ADDRESS of a crackhouse. She didn’t LOCK HER IN ONE.

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Phone gonna be confiscated at a concert in a couple minutes so would love some notifs before it goes!

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Raw salty sweaty gunt just poaching that leather

[esahc @49eerfc]

the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Kamala WAS brat

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

@trinity24601 Genuinely fascinated by which of these men you consider burly. .gen

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone I would have asked you

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Of course you did

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Capital One stop trying to dampen my generous spirit

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

You can and I did

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

gay guys are so fascinating i wish i could major in gay guy studies

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Kim Cattrall is so irritating for this

[not j*ss is uplifting tatyana ali @itsnotjess123]

mercedes in the upcoming glee reboot

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Tik tok is down the hall and to the left

[🍓 gege milk (rey) @showxing_]

I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone I would have asked you

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

My dentist and periodontist and orthodontist all wishing me a happy bday every year...