ANIL KUMAR T

#ibm #openpower #ai views, opinions and sarcasm are my own

[ANIL KUMAR T @anilk_t]

@UnitedIndiaInsu is there a toll free number for Saturday?
The one on your website is not working.

[ANIL KUMAR T @anilk_t]

@Atheist_Krishna Rohit needs to get either Gill/Sky get one ball hit their helmet while fielding and get Ashwin as concussion substitute.
He can quote that both are spin bowlers. (Netherlands match)

[ANIL KUMAR T @anilk_t]

@cyberabadpolice sir/madam this is to request you to provision few speed breakers on the strech from Gandipet to Narsingi. Vehicles travel over 60Kmph. Yesterday one senior citizen from Rajapusha Regalia met with an accident and died due to a car ramming his two wheeler from back

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Life’s hard. You meet a girl, fall in love, get married. Her dad wants you to work 70 hours a week. You can’t work that hard, you just wanna chill and run England.

[ANIL KUMAR T @anilk_t]

@NoContextHumans @msdhoni pet dolphin

[LovePower @LovePower_page]

wow!

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Pretty sure Priyanka Chopra is listening to Telugu commentary to support CSK today

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

Putting my shoes on in the morning to go to work and make more slides that will end up in appendix

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Srijan R Shetty @srijanshetty]

Normal bank login flow:
1. Password
2. Confirm OTP
3. Success.

#SBI Bank login flow:

1. Password
2. CAPTCHA ATTEMPT 1
3. CAPTCHA ATTEMPT 2
4. OTP ATTEMPT 1
5. OTP ATTEMPT 2
6. Your login password has expired please reset password.
7. After 3-4 attempts, you succeed. Logged out.
8. Repeat 1-5.
9. Your profile password has expired, please reset.
10. After 3-4 attempts, you succeed. Logged out again.
11. Repeat 1-5.
12. Finally logged in to a screen that says 'Services are under maintenance'.

This is a true story from yesterday.

And when I try using #UPI on #HDFC, it's down for the last 12 hours or so.

[BWF @bwfmedia]

Amazing defence from Gregory Mairs and Jenny Moore 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪.

Follow live action: https://t.co/TjoFnU4PnB

@HSBC_Sport

#BWFWorldTour #SpainMasters2023

[BWF @bwfmedia]

Ren/Tan 🇨🇳 rival Rankireddy/Shetty 🇮🇳 to claim the title.

#BWFWorldTour #SwissOpen2023

[Piyush Sharma @misterpiyush]

“5 ways how ChatGPT will…”

[Tawanda Nyahuye👨‍💻 @towernter]

First day at work being told what the company do and projects you will be working on

[Sumudu Siriwardana @sumusiriwardana]

It’s a feature now 😁

[Tara Deshpande @Tara_Deshpande]

When you love the arts and dance but your parents force you into science stream😂😂

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Modi ji memes on Holi. A thread.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Me calling my friends who are working on Holi to wish them

[Joe Belham @theJdog]

@WisdenCricket

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Fibonacci’s Clock

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