Anjeanette

I’m just here to read funny people’s tweets at 2am when I wake up and can’t go back to sleep. Thank you all.

[bosmsoz @BossMoz]

just know that for the next few months, every Oasis interview or reference is going to make me think of bob odenkirk saying "doo-dah, doo-daaaaah"

[Anjeanette @anjestokes]

@johndivy Awww 🥰

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@JenSeniorNY Ha! We sure did! xo, Bay Ridger

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@agounardes Don't act like you and the gov't wasn't behind this!!

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@ElyKreimendahl Island in the Sun by Weezer

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@TheRealTavie @kevinthekith You’re the original influencer. 😍

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@pistnyc @superha74 @NYCSchools @KnittingmommaHD @rimaleft @AFCNewYork @ruthdiroma Yeah I had to hit the ‘forgot my password’ (I didn’t , it’s saved on my browser) and reset it. Annoying af.

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@sewistwrites You win all the motherhood prizes.

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@missmulrooney Ssssssssssswear words

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@jodygerbig All the time. And in the dream I usually feel stupid for realizing we had all these extra rooms! And then I wake up in my Brooklyn apt. 🫠

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Yes please!!

[John DeVore @JohnDeVore]

instead of self-driving cars how about comfortable trains full of fancy snacks that go everywhere fast and cheap and on time

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@TheRealTavie Amazing!!! Just gonna tiptoe over to EBay real quick …..

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@michimama75 She doesn’t deserve to know. 😭🫠👵🏼

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

can I just say I hate that working out gives u energy and mental clarity like… why couldn’t it have been sleeping and laying down why does it have to be exercise it’s so rude

[Anjeanette @anjestokes]

@girlwithatail I think she’s over us saying potty. It’s me. I am the one who needed to hear this. 🙏🏼

[Anjeanette @anjestokes]

@girlwithatail Disagree. We tried but our mouths and vocal cords reject the word bathroom now. Might be an unstudied biological result from childbirth?

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@IanBoothby What else did my theology profs not teach me!?!?

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@pistnyc @rimaleft @tomcsheppard @julianshenberro @ChalkbeatNY Thank you so much @julianshenberro for taking the time to listen and report our frustrations.

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@lizzzzzielogan How do we make this happen retroactively? Aka I will fund a Time Machine.