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@gracieback2 Me

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@SarahWorkx Felix

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@saniyafatma1278 I'm 67 and just bought one at thrift store...her name is Susie

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@iqrafatma1278 Smoke

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@TrumpsHurricane Tattoo eyebrows... scary

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@zoyafatma12781 EBT

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@Hoorain154 Absolutely

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@Oldtimers365 Pizza

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@SarahWorkx You can buy a new one at Walmart for 20 bucks

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@ronsterd89 Mayonnaise

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@atinacarol Longest cord pull for privacy

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@ainsleyearhardt She's adorable

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@Marcela252016 Sing

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Having a bad day? Here's the exact moment Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.

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@breauxcountry You look incredible...both of you... beautiful couple

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This is funny! 🤣

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne.

Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

NEW!! Bud Light unveils the Liberal Edition.

Every 12-pack comes with a free protest sign and a list of things you’re no longer allowed to enjoy!

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@RealRodLacroix Bummer

[Rock Photography @Photomusicrock]

Playing AC/DC’s music in retirement facilities is the way!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

43 years ago, Michael Jackson walked on stage wearing that fedora and introduced the moonwalk to the world during his iconic Billie Jean performance.
Pure magic that still blows minds today…