Anke

Anke // Queer, any pronouns // Gainfully employed // 19

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

What’s everyone’s dumbest thought they can’t stop thinking lately? Mine is: “Chappell Roan/Take me hoan/To the place…I beloan.”

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

btw the stereotype of americans i have run into the most so far in europe is that americans work themselves to death for nothing

[mika ♡ @mikaauguste]

reading 5 books in 3 days and then not even looking at another book for months at a time. there is no in between.

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

if a Pisces is interested in you, I’m going to assume there’s something seriously wrong with you.

[Anke @anke_aint_here]

@hankgreen I'm allergic to Benadryl so it'd be even more exciting for me!

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

“Weed is a gateway drug” a gateway to what? Cleaning my room? A nap? A delightful little sandwich, perchance?

[Anke @anke_aint_here]

@awalmartparking @MayorDaniella when have company towns worked?

[Anke @anke_aint_here]

@meshkol_x RELATABLE. I've been talking my boyfriend's ear off all week. He's just like "i wish it had nightmare :((" as I'm ranting about Wanda's entire MCU character arc 😂

[Anke @anke_aint_here]

@meshkol_x Me as well. Loved what they did with Wanda, excited to see America Chavez, everything else? Ehhhh

[MCU will never be her (earth-616) @artingkrusca]

Feige trying to gaslight us into believing mcu is 616, absolutely not lmfao Mcu is earth-19999, main comics verse is earth 616. Idc if mcu tries to push this fake shit, idc if comics is forced to shill this crap, mcu is not and never will be 616

[Anke @anke_aint_here]

@chloebennet I work at chipotle and get them for free, so almost every day.

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin]

What doesn’t kill you can:

•dysregulate your nervous system
•trap itself in your body
•steal your sense of self
•make you wish it did

I don’t know what “makes you stronger” means but

let’s stop glorifying trauma as a life-lesson we’ve been blessed with.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

literally life sucks now? like will the vibes be this bad forever?