haylee ankermann

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

Is the vaccine an indica or sativa

[Madison @madistewart00]

I like to boil in the shower like a lil lobster

[m @fragpilled]

an often forgotten casualty of COVID was the loss of costco samples

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

guys love to ask you if they should keep their mustache

[Woez @Woezzz_]

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

[nicholas @imkully]

an entire generation of kids rolled up a ball of paper and yelled kobe as they sank that shit into a trash can. that’s legacy

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

In honour of Hayley Wickenheiser being inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame 😂

[Muhammad Lila @MuhammadLila]

Every once in a while, you come across a story so touching that it needs more than just a tweet.

This is one of them.

A thread.

[Hint: It’s about a kid, a hospital, and Canadians doing Canadian things]

(@Goodable)

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

Do y’all ever be driving and think about how quick and easy it would be to just crank the wheel into the median at 70 mph or is that just something I should’ve kept between my therapist and I