Ankit Mahawar

Pretentious Writer, Hypocrite Woke.
I'm not sure if reality is stranger than fiction or not but FICTION IS DEFINITELY TRUER THAN REALITY.

[Ankit Mahawar @ankmahawar]

@ur_ishanii What would you do with this information?

[Neha K Puri @NehaKPuri_]

Indians learned Olive Oil is healthy now they fry samosas in it and call it a healthy snack.

[Ankit Mahawar @ankmahawar]

@thePiggsBoson @ManujMittal5

[Romaana Aamir @RomaanaAamir]

How do people kiss someone who is a pure vegetarian?

[Ankit Mahawar @ankmahawar]

@sakshi_1121 Why not!

[Kunal Saluja @iamkunalsaluja]

THIS MISSING MAN IS MY HOUSEHELP'S HUSBAND.
WE SHARE A LOT OF RANDOM STUFF ON OUR PROFILE,
PLEASE SHARE THIS AS IT CAN HELP HER FIND HER HUSBAND 🙏🏻 @MumbaiPolice

[Vikas Bansal @INCBANSAL]

इसे कहते है बिना साबुन के धुलाई 😂
लगता है गलत जगह इंटरव्यू लेने पहुंच गया गोदी मीडिया??😂
@digvijaya_28 जी ने शानदार धो डाला
सुदर्शन न्यूज वाले 'सुरेश चव्हाणके' को

https://t.co/dWELIsEYIc

[Saral Patel @SaralPatel]

Tax on Petrol across the world:

🇺🇲: 20%
🇯🇵: 45%
🇬🇧: 62%
🇩🇪: 65%

🇮🇳: 260% - No, It's not an typo. We pay 260% tax on per liter of petrol, 𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗.

#LotusDontLootUs

[Ankit Mahawar @ankmahawar]

@bgreene Sad but not surprising.

[Ashok Kumar Pandey अशोक اشوک @Ashok_Kashmir]

यह इस सदी की सबसे अद्भुत कहानी है।

जहाँ सत्तारूढ़ पार्टी का सांसद सरकार से सवाल कर रहा है

और

एक पत्रकार को इससे दुख पहुँच रहा है।

[Ankit Mahawar @ankmahawar]

@IskconInc Yes

[Moazzam Begg @Moazzam_Begg]

“This is Europe” that gave us WW1 & WW2 & caused 80 million deaths, where the holocaust happened, where Bosnian genocide happened, where Nazism, fascism and communism were all born. “This is Europe.”

[Fidato @tequieremos]

When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1994, the newly independent Ukraine emerged as the third largest nuclear power. It inherited 5000 nuclear arms that Moscow had deployed. But Ukraine turned over atomic weapons in exchange for security guarantees from Russia and the US.

[हिन्दी पंक्तियाँ @Hindi_panktiyan]

एक बार कचहरी चढ़ जाने के बाद सबसे बड़ा काम है अपने ही वकील से अपनी रक्षा करना।

- हरिशंकर परसाई

[I Am it (of the Pronoun People) Elmo hate account @asuph]

India will never have universal basic income. Not because we can't afford it, but because it would mean the so called middle classes won't be able to employ domestic help then. And many businesses won't find anyone to work on slave wages.