Winslow Habernacker

If I was good at providing financial advice, I wouldn’t be giving it away here. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

I did some technical analysis last night on $ANKR and I’m impressed to say the least…#ankrdown. #moon

1 Week: $0.1456 - $0.15678
1 Month: $0.3489 - $0.6478
1 Year: $1.67 - $2.85

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Craziest thing happened to me today. I was crying in front of the computer looking at $ANKR prices when out of the blue, my wife’s boyfriend @JNurvous (old coworker of mine, haven’t talked in months) emailed and asked me if I was going to the $ANKR convention in Texas in March!

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

#ankrdown #ankr $ankr

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@JNurvous @InternalWidget @ANKREvangelist 👀ANKR… boys we are in the green!!! $ankr #ankr #ankrdown

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@InternalWidget @ANKREvangelist @JNurvous New business idea? We could set up a virtual call center of sorts, old people call in and we spend 45 mins walking them through the process. Don’t know if I have the PATIENCE for that though!!! Mad respect for call center workers. #ankr

[Jebediah Brendanawicz @ANKREvangelist]

@JNurvous @InternalWidget @ankr2moon What I wouldn’t give to help twelve 90 year-old ladies log into their coinbase account and buy up some of that sweet sweet ANKR right now

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Amen brotha, but everyday is a good ol day when you got $ANKR, and that’s a fact!!! #ankrdown @ankr

[Jerry NurVous @JNurvous]

I wish there was a way to know you were in the good ol days before you look back and see them as the good ol days. Miss you @InternalWidget @ankr2moon @ANKREvangelist #soft

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

I happy to announce that $ANKR is booming!!! I am now down just 50%, which means @JNurvous and @InternalWidget all we need is another small 100% increase and we are profitable!! LETS GOOOO! #ankrdown #ankrisback @ankr

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@InternalWidget Really was a childhood dream of mine. You should come visit my store, I’ll treat ya to my meaty footlong!!!

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Oh Woody, I do miss those days, I really do…..but look at our lives now: you married, divorced, and remarried Candice and have an awesome job, and I got a second mortgage to finance my $ANKR addiction, and am now working as the assistant manager at my dream company, SUBWAY!!!!

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

Drinking this Bud Light thinking of @JNurvous @ANKREvangelist @ankr2moon and now we used to Crush cold ones at Chilies during our very important work related meetings

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Shit I just realized something…this whole time I thought my profile pic was cool because it represented the struggle to make $ANKR the best crypto in the world, but now that i think about, I am literally underwater in debt trying to support my #ankr addiction. @ankr #ankrdown

[Jerry NurVous @JNurvous]

Connected with an old friend, @InternalWidget, and wanted to share some words of wisdom he shared with me:

“They are shaking out the weak hands right now. When it [$ANKR] goes to the #moon they only want the people who understand #BigCrypto to profit”

Good catching up, pal.

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

You might have noticed that I haven’t tweeted for awhile, I fell into a deep sleep about a month ago. The nurses weren’t sure what was going on, and first thing when I woke up, I nervously asked “price of $ANKR?” Nurse said, let’s just say it’s a good time to buy more!! #ankrdown

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

…. 🎵 $ANKR don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more

#ankrdown @ankr #ankr #moonszn

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[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

A lot of people DM me and ask me “how do you know $ANKR is gonna be the next big thing, how are you so confident?”

And my response is always very simple: “it just feels right. No other coin has me feeling the way $ANKR does” #ankrdown #ankr @ankr

How does ANKR make you feel?

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@Yunusumsun @BullsAnkr @Marco_Ankr @kayoncloud @AnkrArmy @ANKR1DOLLAR @thecryptonewb Please see my pinned tweet on $ankr price predictions (I have never been wrong on a price prediction before) - just ask @InternalWidget or @JNurvous #ankrdown @ankr

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

The fact that @Chilis still has the 3 for $10 in 2021. That’s crazy. The pure size and juiciness of @InternalWidget's sausage (he makes his own). That's crazy. But my $Ankr price predictions….not crazy. #ankrdown @ankr

[MAKE EDUCATION GREAT AGAIN @CmonMan187]

@ankr2moon @Sonicfrootz66 I've got a ton of ankr and you guys are crazy..

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@Sonicfrootz66 Yessir, brotha man!!!! $ankr #ankrdown

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

I did some technical analysis last night on $ANKR and I’m impressed to say the least…#ankrdown. #moon

1 Week: $0.1456 - $0.15678
1 Month: $0.3489 - $0.6478
1 Year: $1.67 - $2.85

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

@Josh49792871 @ankr Uh….yeah thats exactly what I meant

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Welp…..guess I gotta change my name $ankr #buythedip #ankrdown @ankr

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

$ANKR will hit 20¢ EoW or my name isn’t Winslow Habernacker #ANKRdown #ankr #ankr2moon

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

For anyone on the fence deciding if they should buy $ANKR, check this out (special thanks to Mr J. from stats class!!!)

Future of #ankr price has 3 options; up (good), same (neutral), down (bad). So in 2/3 cases the price either stays the same or goes UP. I like those odds!

[Winslow Habernacker @ankr2moon]

Now that is a SMART HOBO!!!! $ankr #ankrdown

[Franklin Rosenthal @FranklinWidget]

Just saw a homeless man. Tried to give him $100 bill (I’m rich and do this for every homeless person I see).. he refused. He said if you pay me $100 in USD I can eat for a week. If you give me $100 of $ANKR I will set myself up for life