Christian Ankrum

Usually sarcasm. Rarely controversial.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

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[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@_DocBrown @DanWoikeSports Insane three point shooting for about 8 years changed that a little.

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@JonKrawczynski It was either Karl or j-Mac.

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I still think this is insane. Roughly every 100 years this happens. I think most people all but forgot about Astor.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

First millionaire:
John Jacob Astor 1820

First billionaire:
John D. Rockefeller 1916

First trillionaire: Elon musk 2026?

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@zebanderson @OwenGregorian Hey @grok who is Owen? Why is the info great? What needs to be talked about more?

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@spaceandtech_ The command prompt was “Bring me a beer on the fridge”

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@SKORNorth @jzulgad @KwikTrip When Judd posts these it reminds me of jay leno doing the big head thing

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@JonKrawczynski You could just keep reposting this.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@The_Barftender I mean….maybe don’t do the bad thing?

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@JonKrawczynski Best matchup against wemby I’ve seen. He’s stronger, can shoot and mobile. Hope he can keep it up.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@kingkelson @BiggzDog Still cheaper than whiskey

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

Minnesota nice

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INSANE: Chet Holmgren made history by becoming the first player in NBA playoff history to attempt two or fewer shots while playing over 30 minutes in a Game 7.

Holmgren didn’t attempt a single shot during the final 31 minutes of the game. 😬

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@allisonaudrey Can the baby breathe in that thing?

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@BrandonBeck4 We are that guy that as soon as he breaks up with the girl she gets married to the next guy.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@dougboneparth Wasn’t it supposed to be impervious to government?

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@zebanderson Please turn off spelling correction as well.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@Rachel__Nichols “Let’s give illiteracy an elbow to the neck!”

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@KyleTheige Glen is arguably the best wnba owner of all time

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

Will someone at @NoPantsCrunch explain how the 2021 bucks somehow last their second round matchup and still won the finals? I thought we were in a parallel storyline.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@JonKrawczynski Caruso should be suspended for game 2. SGA should be not though because he is an mvp.

[Christian Ankrum @ankrumc]

@JonKrawczynski Thank you Jon!