Rachel Anksorus

Just follow me and ask questions later.

[Rachel Anksorus @anksorusrex]

This dude was all, "We's in America! But they ain't speakin' English?" So I'm like, "YOU can hardly speak English.." #ihatediscrimination

[Rachel Anksorus @anksorusrex]

My madness isn't limited to March.

[Rachel Anksorus @anksorusrex]

I'd thought that buying those edible underwear was a stupid idea, but then I got stuck in traffic for two hours and was about to starve..

[Rachel Anksorus @anksorusrex]

I'm a firm believer in love at first sight, which is why I quit looking homeless people in the eye. Just can't risk it.