jpar

Three muppets in a trench coat. Storyteller. Film nerd. Probably a Transformer.📍Chicago.

[jpar @jpar0]

Turn a movie you would never watch into one you would. I’ll go first.

The Human Centipede: The Squeakquel.

[jpar @jpar0]

I’m at the point where I’m playing “Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down” on the jukebox.

[jpar @jpar0]

Say it ain’t so! One of the best to do it has fallen. https://t.co/dJG47Yw3Qe

[The iO Theater @iochicago]

Going corporate isn't easy. See this stellar group DEEP SCHWA on Sunday nights. Only at iO Theater!

Tickets → https://t.co/XN5pCEZbpN
Sundays | 8:00 PM | $15

#explore #iotheater #comedy #chicago

[jpar @jpar0]

Turn signals are meant to convey your intention to deviate from the flow of traffic.

Not for when you’ve already done so.

[jpar @jpar0]

Thank goodness Deuce Bigalow has finally waded into the discussion on the draft. https://t.co/5dwp9pUBy2

[jpar @jpar0]

We don’t need more shitty expensive apartments. https://t.co/HeBjOMbyoK #chicago

[jpar @jpar0]

There is no bottom of the barrel for this monster to scrape. It is an endless void of cruelty and stupidity.

https://t.co/B3Te3y8PBy

[jpar @jpar0]

Anakin Skywalker, the Republic general?

[jpar @jpar0]

If you know who made this, tag ‘em so they get credit.

[jpar @jpar0]

Late-night brain fog, wanna sleep poem.

[jpar @jpar0]

“Why is Indiana Jones always fighting Nazis?”

[jpar @jpar0]

@Breaking911 We need to set every single one of these fuckers ablaze.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Scientists propose consciousness isn't strictly linear ─ it can jump through time, suggesting 'gut feelings' are information from the future.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Post your favorite first-watches of February 🍿

[jpar @jpar0]

As someone born in 1980, I never thought I’d live to see the day a FIFA Peace Prize winner started a war. #IranWar

[jpar @jpar0]

It begins.

Explosions heard in Tehran as Israel launches strike

https://t.co/RtoRS3ZFgg

[jpar @jpar0]

God damn, Mercy was ATROCIOUS.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 4️⃣

[jpar @jpar0]

I know some pretty smart folks in the AI field, and the consensus from the tech side is that pumping the brakes and forging ironclad guide rails is the only way to avoid an AIpocalypse. If only capitalism allowed for that.

We are fucked.

https://t.co/0qHPacIo3A

[jpar @jpar0]

Oh for fuck’s sake, does EVERYTHING have to be behind a god damned subscription?!? Just one more reason why I refuse to give AMC my money. They’re the Wal-Mart of cinema.

https://t.co/vgCzA3MucL