CA Ankur Lakhani

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[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

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"Bias is for those who want a Pious life"

~ yours truly

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[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

Yes, politics has always been a Fair Game, Mr. Thackrey (of hope)

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"Whatever is happening is a part of political vendetta & not democratic," said Maharashtra Minister Aaditya Thackeray, on being asked about ED attaching assets of Varsha Raut, wife of Shiv Sena's Sanjay Raut

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@akhilpachori Aur mujhe PM ki 01st July 2017 wale speech ki. MP is bigger and smarter than PM!🙌🏻

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

310321 (888×712) Mr G Shetty Ji Aap to PM Modi Ji ke khilaaf ho gaye. Unhone 01st July 2017 ko kaha tha, "CA's signature is powerful than PM's".. आप उनसे ज़्यादा जानते होंगे 🤷

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@PiyushGoyal @KiritSomaiya any replies for Mr G Shetty? #dontunderstandPolitics

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MP Gopal Chinnaya Shetty says in the Parliament - what is the big deal in checking few calculation by CAs?

Compares that 5th standard education is being taught in Nursery these days in Digital India

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

#CAsmearFiles : new plot for a movie! Any takers? @theicai @PMOIndia @PiyushGoyal @KiritSomaiya

[CA Harit Dhariwal @haritdhariwal]

This is just pathetic ! Someone who doesn’t know about CA and also what a CA does, should never comment like this!! Utter disregard to our glorious profession. #gopalshetty #disgusting #icai #ca

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

Suprised that likes of @PiyushGoyal @KiritSomaiya and others are silent on this speech. Koi aur party k hote to shayad karara jawab dete yeh Mahanubhav..#dontunderstandPolitics!

[CA Harit Dhariwal @haritdhariwal]

This is just pathetic ! Someone who doesn’t know about CA and also what a CA does, should never comment like this!! Utter disregard to our glorious profession. #gopalshetty #disgusting #icai #ca

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

Reminder for Mr G Shetty (our MP)!
A CAs signature is more powerful than that of a PM https://t.co/4BNjXANG3u @theicai @PiyushGoyal @FinMinIndia

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@dineshwadera They're contradicting what the PM said on 1st July 2017. Am sure the nation remembers that! @NileshVik

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

No words! #flashback 1st July 2017 remember what Hon' PM said? Mr Shetty Aap apne leader ki speech yaad rakhiye @PMOIndia @NamoApp @PiyushGoyal @theicai @FinMinIndia

[CA Harit Dhariwal @haritdhariwal]

This is just pathetic ! Someone who doesn’t know about CA and also what a CA does, should never comment like this!! Utter disregard to our glorious profession. #gopalshetty #disgusting #icai #ca

[𝕬𝖇𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕴𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕹𝖊𝖜 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 @IamTruthLight]

It's a relief then that very few people will be hurting considering that in U.P., a party like Nirmal Indian Shoshit Hamara Aam Dal won thrice the number of seats won by the party with a permanent youth leader!

It's quite tragic how some people fool themselves!

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We request to kindly retweet and help to reach this msg to max CA CS CMA so that we can help our community with the major issue of bad debt : @dineshwadera @abhishekrajaram @rannjeeets @akhilpachori @CaHimalaya @sudhirgparmar @DineshBohra91 @CA_HarshilSHETH @AbhasHalakhandi

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@anshu_ke Building ka Vastu sahi hai!

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@DineshBohra91 Heartiest Congratulations. It's factually the entire family that has passed with his passing!

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@trivedi_ni_bchi परम सत्य!!!

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@itz_naveksha Best part is you'll have nobody else to shout at for not listening to you!!

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

@anshu_ke You may hire your friend, if it's an objective decision. Suggestion: Keep the scope of engagement clear at the outset. Don't do this for compassionate reasons.

[Pratik Maru @capratikmaru]

@Lenskart_com @peyushbansal in #SharkTankIndia episode on 7.1.22 - 'CA se thoda dur raho' was unwarranted and unacceptable. What position he has achieved is because of his father who is also a CA. Is he trying to say to stay away from parents?
#SayNoToLenskart #LenskartSeDurRaho

[Atul Modani @atulmodani]

CBDT has revised TAR schema today

Download new schema

#incometaxnewportal #Taxaudit

[CA Ankur Lakhani @ankur_l]

This sms is sent through quicksms.
j**k.g**** sent: You are requested to file the returns for the month of Nov-21 at the earliest. Please ignore if already filed. Range-XX,CGST, Div IX
Drafting: "Please ignore if already filed" - #wasteofmoney
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