Ankur Bhatia

Products. 90s kid.

Struggling to scout some not-so-common common sense amidst whataboutery, cherry picking, ad-hominems, and strawmans.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Anupam Kher

"Ram Mandir scam is just a small theft

The real theft was when Mughals looted our temple,killed Brahmins & took everything from us

If we can overcome that problem then Ram Mandir Scam is not a big issue"

Imagine Justifying scam by dragging Mughals in it

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Why do their sentiments never get hurt when bhajpillas steal money from temples?

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Kiwi Journalist 🇳🇿 : Why Narendra Modi never holds a Press Conference?

Babu : Because Indian population is mostly rural, they don’t like spoken down to, they want direct speeches.

RIP Logic 😭

[PečhuLaaŁ™ @PechuLaaL]

Only in India can a “journalist” try to teach us the BENEPHITS of pollution. 🤡

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Ratna Debnath's daughter was raped and murdered when she was a commoner.

Today she is a MLA. In power.

She just said that, in context of a 11 year girl who has been raped -

My daughter and this case is different.
My daughter was in a secure place.
I don't know whether this girl was at home or outdoors.
Ye sab purani govt ke boye beez hai.

Her daughter was raped and murdered.
I thought she will have empathy with a 11 year old rape victim.

We shouldn't be keeping hope in humanity.

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

If only these halflings knew how bad Shekhar Suman roasted ABV back in the day.

“When you mimic me, I laugh the loudest,” is what Vajpayee had told him. Because back then, barring a vanishing few, politicians were not insecure little bitches.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Looting the country is one thing. Institutional collapse is another.

But the deepest damage is the poison they've injected into society, where even decent people feel compelled to side with the worst scum simply because they believe it's necessary for their own survival. People are willing to turn a blind eye on literally everything, and these guys have taken full advantage.

People have been made to feel that they are constantly in a "civilizational war". Funny part is that when it is all said and done, there may not be any civilization left to protect 😂

That will be Gobi's legacy.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Mohan Yadav buys acres of land after becoming minister

Defence: He is in real estate since childhood

Union minister Bhagirath Chaudhary gives himelself ₹99 lakh subsidy

Defence: He is a farmer since childhood

[Ajay Kamath @ajay43]

Justice Muralidhar is now known internationally as a fearless judge with integrity. For our regime, though, he was someone to be transferred in the middle of the night because he asked inconvenient questions about the Delhi riots

[Manisha Pande @MnshaP]

A journalist friend recently made this point. Back in the UPA years, if you broke a big story, you had the reasonable expectation that it would matter because TV news would pick it up and make sure everyone heard about it. 2G, Commonwealth, Vadra land deals — broken by newspapers, amplified by TV. Today, reporters can spend months uncovering something important and still wonder if it will have any impact at all. Because the amplification layer is gone.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Abhi SOROS hogaya.. 🤣
This is not just an attack on CM Mohan Yadav, but an attack on Hindutva & Sanatan. It is a conspiracy by Congress, Tukde-Tukde gang, George Soros & agencies from US & Pakistan to defame CM Mohan Yadav
- BJP Leader Sanjay Nagayach

[Kajol Srinivasan @LOLrakshak]

I suspect a foreign hand in this entire monsoon

[Parinda 2.0🕊 @Parinda_2]

"Protein is overhyped"

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Lady: "The day people start using Swadeshi products instead of blaming the Govt,our Rupee will strengthen & all the problems will go away"

Reporter: Then why are you using a Fortuner Car made by a Foreign company

Lady: Why are you going on my car, even Tata has this car😭😭

[Grouchy Maxx @softgrowl]

14 children dead and he’s applauding the success?

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This is brilliant! 🔥

Inspired by Nitin Gadkari, dairy farmers in Jaipur have introduced M0, M50 and M100 milk.

M100 milk is best for health and can even be consumed by lactose intolerant people. Because it is pure water! 🤣

[∆ 🎭 @Bloodraven____]

Having a sexual harassment accused who confessed of a murder in TV interview and charged for many cases of theft, criminal intimidation, murder, attempt to murder, rioting, and kidnapping was neither a national embarrassment nor damaged the image of Indian wrestling. Great

[Radoo @Ungamma_ra]

Once upon a time news like this used to instill anger among people. Now doing namaaz on roads has replaced it

[Ashish Bagchi @BagchiAsh]

A stand-up comedian spent 35 days in jail for the jokes he allegedly "wanted to" crack.

[Maria Khan @mariakhan_11]

Today’s corruption is tomorrow’s cabinet expansion.