ankylosaurus

i'm just a dinosaur trying to live for a couple more thousand years. and that's going to be hard because of global warming.

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Just accidentally got some pee on the toilet seat at @Zaxbys and had to #WipeItUp

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My life has just been a fart up to this point.... time for the real shit

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Male gynecologist trying to ease the tension: WOAH! Mama got some puffy slay pootang lips!!!

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Guys im scared to say..... this is me...

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@ToenailKandi Did you really?

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Blue cheese, but it's Swiss with blue raspberry flavoring

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Just saw a woman my throat is swollen closed

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My special interests rn is crack pipe

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Currently in slut class

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My pussy stay dilated

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They hate to see a man derp

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Pitbulls hunt for sport. If the kids are to old it isn't fun. To young there is no chase. The thrill is the chase.