Ankylosaurus 555

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side / I did stuff in the Army / ☦️🇺🇸

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Uninstalling the bird app for a while. Don't know when I'll be back.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Toughts while packing christmas decorations with my wife: Why do women struggle so much with spatial reasoning?

[Mark Grote @MarkGrote]

The doctrine that Jesus was 100% man and 100% God is vaguely expressed. A better question is: Was Jesus 100% man and 100% God, 100% of the time? In light of the fact that Jesus is no longer 100% man, it's not heresy to say He may not have ALWAYS been 100% God, as man. Phil 2:5-11

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Just found out another Christian homeschooled Republican I knew, now 30, has declared himself bisexual.

Happy New Year.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@dreamoftherood Deep

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@codybpresente "It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance."

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Guys, murder is bad - but right wing politics is like REALLY bad.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Season 5 of Peaky Blinders is stupid. Like, after fighting off secret societies, and other gangs including the mafia, the REALLY bad guy is some random fascist MP.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

I've learned an important lesson: Twitter doesn't know what a rhetorical question is.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@ladyloodeeloo It was a single tablet! Wife says i should be taking it for my immunity but idk if I'm going to keep taking it after today.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Don't take zinc on an empty stomach

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@ladyloodeeloo 50mg - I normally take my vitamins in the afternoon, but I had stuff to do today so I just took them before I got going. Big mistake.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@ladyloodeeloo No but it was a close call lol

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@midwest_midwit They obviously picked those kids for their "diversity" points lol. Never been in the Air Force but the Army is like 80%+ white dudes and mean Puerto Rican guys with a chip on their shoulder.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

My 2023 resolution is to start weirdmaxing. Garden gnomes in the front yard. Going to paint my living room with geometric shapes and put an odd painting above the mantle. I'm going to build a garden with an unnecessarily elaborate hydroponic system. Flex time? Hello weird hours.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

"Get involved in local politics" sounds like a good idea until you realize that it means dealing with people like the woman in this video 24/7.

And no it's not just SF. There are nuts everywhere.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

Only in San Francisco when a bicyclist has a hysterical meltdown over an ambulance in a bike lane. what are your thoughts on this?

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@notJonbutYianni @Trippwrites "How are you supposed to slay the huns with a SGM in a pink undershirt?"

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@TDisputations More humane than prison, could get the point across to most people, and in the case of a wrongful conviction you didn't steal years of a person's life and take them from their family. Solidly in the "pro" camp.

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

@arthur_derwin @ladyloodeeloo Thats also a pretty confusing collection of guys

[Ankylosaurus 555 @ankylosaurus555]

Why am I even on this website?

[Pastor Greg Locke @pastorlocke]

So I guess we’ve reached the place where if you publicly disagree with the Left’s favorite paid actor brat @GretaThunberg, you get arrested. Wow! Climate change STUPIDITY has reached peak insanity.