Ava

Graduate student | Basically Spock but not as cool or logical

[Ava @anm_bham]

Are there any papers that *actually* use corrections for multiple t-tests?

[Ava @anm_bham]

@Gun_Dot I haven’t seen it, but I respect your opinion 😅

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Me in ER with severe dehydration & tachycardia from POTS flare (undiagnosed at time)

Dr: “How much did you drink last night?”

Me: “I don’t drink”

Dr: “Tell the truth - if you don’t we can’t help”

Me: “I’m allergic to alcohol. I’ve had nothing to drink.”

Dr: “Don’t lie” 🧵 /1

[Ava @anm_bham]

Maybe I’m missing something here, but it is much stranger to me that we would expect the Washington Post to endorse a candidate at all. I understand that the context surrounding the decision to not endorse a candidate *is* political, but why did they ever set the precedent?

[Ava @anm_bham]

It is 9, and I will fight you if you say it is 1

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

6 ÷ 2 (1 + 2) =

[Ava @anm_bham]

Okay, I know that it is completely reasonable for older people to continue using two spaces after a period, but boy does it make me unreasonably irate every time I see it.

[Dr. Caitlin Baird @bairdlet]

RIP my mentions, but seriously…what makes anyone believe they’re qualified to homeschool their kids K-12?

it’s not as if teaching a) isn’t age-, grade-, and subject-specific; and b) requires a college degree in pedagogy

[Ava @anm_bham]

@Ticketmaster They’re literally not available but okay 😂

[Ava @anm_bham]

@Ticketmaster is the true scalper.

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

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[Ava @anm_bham]

and when they finally click on tickets that are increasing in price by the second ($1000 to see Oasis for 2 people), they don’t exist anymore, makes Ticketmaster worse than any scalper.

[Ava @anm_bham]

Trying to read my book knowing full and well that I have a fear of wasps, and I absolutely know that there’s a wasp party nest behind that column

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

My hottest hot take to rile up the goddesses: Periods do more harm than good for our bodies and unless we’re actively trying to get pregnant, for the majority of us, there’s absolutely no need to have one.

[Ava @anm_bham]

I want to listen to music to fall asleep, but the only thing my brain wants to listen to is Jesus of Suburbia on full blast while I scream sing the lyrics

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Incredible tribute to phospholipids

[Ava @anm_bham]

@kodakandlag Basically every Nature paper is like this, and you’re supposed to just inherently know how to interpret and present this kind of stuff as a first year grad student 😂🥲

[Ava @anm_bham]

Turning 26 in a few days and really thought that by this age I would have gotten past the meltdown every time I have to put fitted sheets on the bed

[noam chompers @NoamChompers]

I’ve always wanted to see a debate between wernicke's area and broca’s area

[Ava @anm_bham]

@ATinyGreenCell You’re awesome!!