Ashley M

(Mostly) Exaggerated thoughts

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Are you even in your thirties if you don’t have a favorite color of noise frequency?

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

@pplarestrange15 It doesn’t make any cents… please still be my friend lol

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

The @CashApp and @kendricklamar commercial taught us more about investing than any high school class did

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Watching South Park on your phone with the volume turned all the way and no head phones should be illegal. Mind you it’s also 10 am and I’m at the doctors offices

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Josh Allen proving why they’re the early favorites

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

@justinmartin @arcmusicfest Hell yeah!! Can’t wait

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Dear @justinmartin I am once again asking you to please drop your Rufus Lost In My Mind Remix at @arcmusicfest Sincerely, legitimate favorite drop of all time

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Connor Bazelak is the first player to record 300 passing yards in his Indiana debut since Antwaan Randle El in 1998.

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Amazon making you view new The Lord of Rings trailer when you open the app is both genius and highly annoying. Also I’ve never The Lord of the Rings

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

🔴⚪️ #leo

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

$300 for Dunks is outlandish

[Cornski @222corn]

i will NEVER forgive yall for what yall did to the price of nike dunks

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

2013 gotta be the worst billboard top ten of all time

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

I just want to be as rich as my targeted ads think I am

[BOILER ROOM @boilerroomtv]

Fred again.. • Boiler Room: London, 2022

Watch it all back: https://t.co/UevO1PifoH

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

@djfoxxtrott It’s incredible!

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Little Miss asleep before the plane takes off

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

Me: Loving makes a smoothie with fresh strawberries, bananas, Greek yogurt, and honey for my 5 year old at 9 pm none the less Her: This is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

If I’m an artist and I ask Drake to drop a feature on my album, there’s no way I’m allowing it to be the best verse on the album. I’m in the studio until I produce better.

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

The cornbread cookie from @CrumblCookies is 🤌🏼

[Ashley M @anmiller3]

@pplarestrange15