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[ans ✼✿ @anmiusher]

@KLF the fact that this picture is just of my friend group and on my feed has us dying

[dalton @indaltonwetrvst]

75° in the district of columbia and the sun is setting after 7pm

[ian @IanBoldiston]

opening an italian-vietnamese fusion restaurant called pho-get about it

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Every bisexual will be issued a birthright trip to Bushwick in zohran’s america

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I am actually bummed I don’t get to vote for Mamdani. I have Mamdani FOMO. This sucks.

[Margaret Kimberley @freedomrideblog]

Here is the rule for those of you who don't know NY election law. She cannot electioneer BEYOND the sign. She is not doing that. She is not violating the law. I'm so sick of these dumb posts. Election Day cannot come fast enough.

[savannah @catluvr2008]

me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this

dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw

me: Omg this is fucking crazy

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

if you've ever been into dan and phil you might want to be online in an hour or so

[MAU P @realmaup]

breaking bad at the club is crazy 💎💎

[ans ✼✿ @anmiusher]

@cgttroyer NO FR bitches use their rooks after and just trap me 😪

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I’m horrified to have children because what if I don’t feel as maternally bonded to my own kid as I do to Butters from South Park

[malena ☆ @sonidocriminal]

me trying to fight criston cole. if he has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if he has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[ans ✼✿ @anmiusher]

@PopBase YEAHHHH MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOOO

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devil possessing, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.