Happy morning, how is yoo?
I jus got up and took a poo.
It stunk da hous and den I runned,
And sumhow mama still be stunned.
She coffed and saw it be on top,
I did not bury my big plop.
She kleened it up to make fings rite,
I run sum mor, I feels so lite!
#Cheddarpoetry
@tomcolgan14 I’ve been away from Twitter from weeks and return to this news!!Your Plague Journal has gotten me through some bad days and I will sorely miss your daily wit and wisdom. Can’t ever thank you enough.
What a glorious day across the north east. We’re on our way to Stonehaven and will head up to Dunnottar later after socially-distanced lunch at the beach. I don’t have a drone at my disposal, so I won’t manage any pictures like this superb image from @munrodrifter But enjoy!
These stunning pair of boots is a recent addition to the BSM’s collection and comes from the studio of renowned Indian designer Sabyasachi Mukherjee. #AsianHeritageMonth#BSMFromHome#MuseumFromHome
🖥 ON THE BLOG: Enjoy an excerpt from WILD LOVE by Lauren Accardo! Wild Love released this week and is a small-town romance, the first book in the Forever Adirondacks series, and the debut novel 🎉 of the author.
→ https://t.co/7EIuNHA5IH
Robbie is a very sweet boy looking for his forever home! He will be 3 in August and he is a very gentle boy. Robbie is shy at first and likes to hide in his safety spots but once you give him some fuss he soon melts into a purring cuddler! 😻😻
St Kilda is one of the most remarkable places I've ever visited. Trips to the archipelago have resumed and it's a mesmerising throwback to the past! Silence surrounds mystical St Kilda 90 years after mass evacuation… https://t.co/WzhzcAaRME via @pressjournal
I mean really? This is Winston. Sold on social media as a healthy 8 week old kitten yet he’s skin & bone, super poorly and weighs what a 3 week old kitten should weigh. How is this bloody fair?
Baby Winston safe with Jo, and on a concoction of meds 🙏🙏
NEUTER YOUR CATS!!!!!!