Anna Curley

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Last night I did yoga and a face mask before bed...tonight I’m shooting whisky and will likely fall asleep before brushing my teeth.
It’s called balance, people😎

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Damn. Blink-182 wasn’t kidding. I’m 23 and even I don’t like me

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

I’m laying on my couch eating popcorn and my dog is eating every crumb I drop off my shirt.

If AP Bio taught me anything it’s that this is the definition of a mutualistic, symbiotic relationship.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

I mean, why go to the gym to workout when you could just bathe, dry and brush a 90lb puppy...

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

My hobby is typing out tweets then saving them in my drafts where they will never see the light of day.
It’s like a diary thats right on the edge of being public. Thrilling.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Me:*walking dog* “Dog, please don’t poop again. I already used the 1 bag I brought.”
Dog:”nahh” *poops in front of police station with 3 police officers outside watching us*

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

I’m watching Game of Thrones on my phone in the movie theater while waiting for Endgame to start. In other words, I’m living my absolute best life.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

I’m just over here really hoping that my next life is on a really sweet planet where all the inhabitants actually respect and honor all life instead of picking and choosing which living things they want to care about...

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight.
It’s fleeting.
Time’s racing.
Your plans will change.
You’re free.
It’s scary. But you’re free.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

If Elon Musk told me to jump off a bridge I’d probably do it...

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Billie f*cking Eilish
Do I love her or do I hate her...
I honestly can’t tell

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

I said it at 12 and I’ll say it again at 22...Casino Royale is the greatest 007 film. Fight me.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

My favorite part about working at Chipotle is watching stoners struggle to answer the 487 questions I have to ask them about what they want in their burrito.

[NASA @NASA]

🌟Shine bright like a cluster 🌟@NASAHubble has done it again. This image reveals a globular cluster of stars in the constellation of Sagittarius, 18,000 light-years away from Earth. Learn more and shine bright: https://t.co/JldZ0l6fsp

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

@emily_agnesss 😭girl I SO miss you! Is been wayy too long!

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Honestly if you don’t love movies that bend your mind beyond repair then probably don’t hang out with me...

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Just watched The Book of Henry and I’ve never wanted to scream more in my life than I did throughout that movie....
I’ll need the next 3-5 business days to sort out my emotions.

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Anyone want to quit their job and move to Cali with me?
I’m kidding but also dead serious....

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Game of Thrones is making me age prematurely

[Anna Curley @anna_curley]

Does anyone else remember when you could get dvds MAILED to you from Netflix every week?
Wild