Anna Surratt

[The Hill @thehill]

North Carolina removes 747,000 from voter rolls, citing ineligibility https://t.co/qHeREOmtYq

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@Angry_Staffer Best guess for which insano-bologna VP joins the Trump ticket?

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@HendoSlice You gotta see @JerrySeinfeld live. Will destroy your theory but on the bright side you’ll see an amazing set. He’s excellent.

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@Angry_Staffer How are polls capturing Gen X? Seems like there’s no way they’re catching the TikTok generation in these polls!

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@realgirl_fieri Honestly, kids love “girl dinner” - I cut up whatever is in the fridge sometimes, cucumbers, hummus, grapes, cheese, fruit, nuts, random bread ends, peanut butter, tomatoes, deli meat, and just put it on a giant platter like it’s a charcuterie board. Grab and eat.

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

Besides making the best ice cream flavor known to mankind, Milk & Cookies, @benandjerrys also advocates for women’s rights!

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Today is National Abortion Provider Appreciation Day! We stand with abortion providers today and every day. Learn more and take action now: https://t.co/xr4Q7KsLq7

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Today is National Abortion Provider Appreciation Day! We stand with abortion providers today and every day. Learn more and take action now: https://t.co/xr4Q7KsLq7

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

When my toddler dresses herself for school 💀

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

President Biden’s reaction to Marjorie Taylor Greene looking like an idiot is the funniest that happened tonight https://t.co/mQe5UKMdtM

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Buried in North Carolina's 600+ page budget is a little-noticed provision that creates a secret police force, controlled by Republicans, with extraordinary powers

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[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

“Instruction will continue as normal”

Jfc.

[The Daily Tar Heel @dailytarheel]

Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools have entered "secure mode." Doors should be locked and no one is allowed in or out, but instruction will continue as normal.

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@oeste @J_Mac1187

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@oeste my 5yo son says he wants to be a famous soccer player but doesn’t understand why he has to practice because he’s “already the best” — we told him all the greats practice! No practice, no play time! Help us prove our point! Got any fav practice vids?

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@oeste here is our little guy in action

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@firstwefeast @IssaRae

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

An app that allows you to rent bathrooms in people’s homes while you travel so there’s always one toilet, quality TP, and a door that locks. AirP&P.

@Airbnb

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

Someone out there smarter than me could probably make money off of these prescriptions shortages by providing patients and easy way to search pharmacy availability for meds @Walgreens @cvspharmacy

[Anna Surratt @anna_face]

@LakeRosenberg Imagine your son asking you to play it so many times that it’s in your Top songs of 2022 😭

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If you're a corporate marketing officer concerned over what's happening with Target, let me make something abundantly clear: you will never appease anti-LGBTQ extremists. They don't want *some* concessions. They want all of them. But there's a colder truth at play here.

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