Anna

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

I think I would get along with a parrot quite well

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

I’m sorry what is the point of baby dedications

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

completely neutral spaces are sooooo boring

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

I asked one of my 6th graders what he was doing this weekend and he said “splitting firewood.” so….. much to think abt

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

Why are we limited to one love language… I enjoy them all

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

@kennlt solitary confinement!

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

Bryce told me he was making a breakfast burrito and this is what I saw when I walked over

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

my students get so hyped when we used the black keys on the piano bc they believe they are forbidden keys

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

@unprxfessixnal Over 100 grams a day? aint no way

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

this is an electric can opener hate account

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

I will never be able to steal bc of the one time when I was in middle school where my mom caught me stealing a single gummy worm from a candy store… the humiliation of being forced to pay the 11 cents… 🤡

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

I asked bryce if he saw that the queen died and he said “yeah, she had it coming”

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

i wanna hear Taylor swift songs but I don’t wanna hear her sing them…. does this make sense

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

the girlies who curl their hair with a flat iron have a strength I will never know

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

Y’all ever tell someone you buy the expensive eggs and then they tell you that they do too but really they’re just buyin eggland’s best? I get a truly unhealthy sense of superiority

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

anyone else’s husband harmonize with the electric toothbrush?

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

“what’s that show where they’re all girls and the dad’s a girl now” is how bryce just asked me about the kardashians

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing vacation by dissociating at work

[Anna @annaa_thompson]

If y’all don’t just put your couch’s front legs on the rug 😤