Anna Robin

hee hee oh diary, what a week

[Anna Robin @annaaarobin]

"This... stuff"? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select , I don't know that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you are trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[MWT @mountainwesttax]

the first glimpse of your own personality reflected back at you through your toddler is truly harrowing

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Medication side effects are like you May get Brain Zaps You may suffer loss of appetite. Hallucinations of the Hamburger Helper Glove trying to fight You are common

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

If I was an elephant in a room and no one addressed me I’d be upset too, first of all it took a lot for me to fit in this room don’t act like I’m not here???

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

INCHES
FEET
MILES
COLOR
FARENHEIT

RAHHHHHHHH 🦅

[maris @atonemvnt]

il pensiero di accendere la tv domani e non trovarmi più le olimpiadi

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

I mean I personally would take great comfort in being handed a tina plushie after losing but I’m just whimsical like that I guess

[Anna Robin @annaaarobin]

My husband has chosen the last 48 hours of the Olympics to get REALLY into curling. The only sport that has been on every single day of the Olympics and he chooses now?? YOU’RE LATE @benjaminjrobin

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

My three year old daughter told me she was a dragon and roared at me, so I go, "Oh no! A dragon!' and clap my hands over my mouth. She gives me a side-eye and goes, "Mom. I'm a baby. It's just pretend."

This fourth-wall breach of our game is an egregious violation of the social contract. I can't believe she would do this to me.

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

USA not winning a single gold in snowboarding for the first time in Olympic history despite literally inventing the sport… there’s something catastrophically wrong in the culture we need a Johnny Tsunami reboot RIGHT NOW

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Nazgul started the day as just another Italian dog. He'll end it as a #WinterOlympics legend. 🙌

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

went to the grocery store yesterday, going to the grocery store today, probably gonna go to the grocery store tomorrow

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

DOG ON THE COURSE AT OLYMPIC SKIING. 🚨

The late entry closes strong at the cross country finish line!